Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

1 Robbie Gramer

This article by Financial Policy writer Robbie Gramer throws up quite some revelations about the dirty Shell Oil/Eni deals with the Jonathan administration. See tweets below:

According to Milan prosecutors office, another $466,065,965.44 was withdrawn in cash — IN CASH — after Shell/Eni Nigerian oil deal struck https://t.co/pI64v6mGTG

— Robbie Gramer (@RobbieGramer) April 11, 2017

That money was then divvied up in personal accounts of Nigerian pres Goodluck Jonathan, the attorney general, petroleum & defense ministers https://t.co/c7CF8wdoqJ

— Robbie Gramer (@RobbieGramer) April 11, 2017

Inside this Nigeria, abi another one?

What a wow.

2. JEI for Otodo Gbame

Moving on from corruption, Lagos state is experiencing a severe level of high-handedness, with the forced evictions of Otodo Gbame residents, without so much as a by your leave.

Nigerians have raised their offices to call the government to order.

"Is Governor Ambode asking me to believe he would burn down his house to exterminate rats from his store?" #OtodoGbame https://t.co/n3TgdPwpK2

— JEI | #OtodoGbame (@justempower) April 11, 2017

The Rome Statute describes Crimes against Humanity as 'systematic attack' against any civilian population. #OtodoGbame #WarOnThePoor https://t.co/mFROeyNVsV

— AYO SOGUNRO (@ayosogunro) April 11, 2017

Each time I picture my son on a canoe, in the middle of the night, I lose rest. But, clearly, someone pictures revenue instead. #OtodoGbame

— ToluEbun (@TolulopeEbun) April 11, 2017

Dear God.

3. AY

BBNaija may be over but the after party continues. Efe officially received his car today and toured some Lagos radio stations. AY, one of his major supporters finally came out to explain why he had backed Efe from the beginning.

WHY EFE? I personally took to Efe of BBN because he reminds me of me. My journey from Warri to Lagos was laced with an action plan that i couldn't wait to happen. i was desperately passionate about making my own future, creating my own hope and my ultimate believe in God to help me through it all was completely undaunted. My talent till date cannot pass for a 100%, but like my young warri brother Efe, i knew where i was coming from and i also had a complete understanding of the fact that my success story would come through hardwork, perseverance and sacrifice. Above all GRACE found my location without using Google map. Efe may not have been the brightest of them all, the same way i cannot even vote myself as the funniest comedian in Nigeria, but experiencing GRACE under the influence of hardwork, sacrifice and struggle will always make you standout. All you need to do is take that bold step and start your journey today. NB If you want to experience how GRACE works… come to AY Live on Easter Sunday ( No be Jazz) . #generationsoflaughter #pecadomo #newagechargers #payporte #flyarikair #bigchurchgroup

A post shared by Ayo Makun (@aycomedian) on Apr 10, 2017 at 11:33pm PDT

Awww. Bone of your bone, flesh of your flesh and all that sweetness.

4. Efe

Just ’cause Efe and Marvis had a technical house romance going doesn’t mean they will get together in the future. Efe tells us why:

5. Bisola

Bisola sure is not taking Thin Tall Tony’s betrayal lightly. This curve she gave him upon arrival at the airport shows she’s effectively washed her hands off him. Watch:

The way Bisola greeted TTT ehn… #BBNaija cc @wickedstepmami @d_problemsolver pic.twitter.com/eaX6qgRv0E

— Dream In Colors (@Tobiloba_O) April 11, 2017

We love eeeeet.

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Asked babe if he was jealous my work BF brings me coffee every morning; he said I should take my wig off at the office & see if it continues

— Strange Fruit. (@LaEtchi) April 11, 2017

Me: this year I’m going to save half my earnings and have something extra to invest with.

Life: pic.twitter.com/8Dx1kZlHc3

— Sub Zero ? (@BeatsEncode) April 11, 2017

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6. TBoss

Even though BBNaija is over, even though she did not take home 25M, the boss lady is still causing quite a stir on social media. And it’s confusing as it is laughable. Even Reuben Abati put in his two cents, ‘south-looking mangoes’ and all.

@MissIgho had to request clarification:

People actually calling Tboss a loser and i get more confused by the minute. Loser as how? Just her or every other person who didn't win?

— Princess Pepisko Pepeye (@MissIgho) April 11, 2017

Girl that entered the house unknown and now every article that does not reference her is incomplete. https://t.co/zDad5ohTRZ

— Amara Nwankpa (@Nwankpa_A) April 11, 2017

So much so that @abati1990 outed himself as having a breast fixation

— Arthur (@KingArthur9ja) April 11, 2017

The bait was 25million..not magazine feature https://t.co/1CdkwcjUXK

— Dakus (@Dakus85) April 11, 2017

Loss na to get less than you had before. https://t.co/OW8nT4lMKH

— Amara Nwankpa (@Nwankpa_A) April 11, 2017

Gbam.

7. Van Ghoe

This 2Baba fan thought he had a word for ladies, seeing as his mentor is the standard in this matter.

Last last Annie Idibia is the winner.

Ladies, patience is key!

— cassralph (@cass_ralph) April 9, 2017

But, boy this retort…

Every Nigerian man's dream is the woman that will be patient for you to finish sleeping with the entire country ?? https://t.co/wBRL8A1YrV

— regina phalange (@trusssssmidaddy) April 11, 2017

Can we frame it, please?

Gold.

Bonus

We have a visitor and my mom just sent me this text: pic.twitter.com/MY2N6XWxrG

— Vincent (@VincentJurist) April 11, 2017

Kwakwakwakwa

African mothers.

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