Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Pastor Ola
Daughter runs out of the house to vomit
Hollywood mum: goes after her and calls 911.
Bollywood mum: * music starts and she dances after her daughter*
Nollywood mum: heii, chineke may oh, this girl has finally disgraced my ancestors. Ada who is responsible. u don get belle ?
— PASTOR OLA ? (@Biisi96) November 12, 2018
Awwww. I like this stew though.
3. Daddy Mo
Conflict resolution is vital in adult relationships. Disagreements are healthy. But can you both speak up, or is one or both of you conflict avoidant and always biting your tongues? Do your arguments get out of control, or become abusive and physically or emotionally? ??
— ? DaddyMO ? ?♠️ (@officialdaddymo) November 12, 2018
It's funny how the older generations are constantly calling out younger ones for being lazy and negligent, but still want us to fix the mess they all left behind.
— Cyprian the ??n (@cypiee) November 12, 2018
5. Dayo Koleowo
Being brutally honest with yourself about the things that are working and are not is tough.
However, you just have to be. It’s the only way you can keep moving forward.
— Dayo Koleowo (@NateKorl) November 12, 2018
My friend is offshore….His wife made a pledge of 300k to church as seed….Man was having lunch when he saw the debit alert….He can't go back to the plant now as he is begging that they book him out and fly him back to Lagos….
— NwanIsu (@Iamokorie) November 12, 2018
This is a serious issue oo.
Okay, this is quite similar to Okorie’s story above.
A church I used to attend called UCKG had this annual thing they did called ‘the sacrifice.’ It encouraged members to clean out their bank account as a sacrifice to God. My mother participated. She never recovered. https://t.co/jhcBODzNJe
— D Y L E M A (@Dylema_) November 12, 2018
8. Kehinde Bankole
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