Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw
Your problems must not arrive on someone's pay day. That is witchcraft.
— Tanimola Kolade (@TanimolaKolade) September 22, 2020
If you are a salary earner, retweet this now.
— Ebuka Obi-Uchendu (@Ebuka) September 22, 2020
fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill, add it to your CV. 🚶🏽♂️
— the North King ♚ (@mbo_mayor) September 22, 2020
Lol. If only employers would get it.
Stop looking for instant chemistry dear.
You are not a science student.
— ibukunoluwa (@_ibukunoluwaa) September 22, 2020
If you don’t find chemistry, take physics and move in.
In an African household, you can't just go out , you have to do a chore in exchange for your absence 😂😂😂💔
— Your Social Prefect (@King_Chris_Jr) September 22, 2020
The story of almost everyone.
No matter what you are going through in life, please have sex.
— 🦁 Attention Seeker 🦁 (@jerkchris22) September 22, 2020
Lol, this is very misleading.
Blessed are the women who don't check their men's phone for they shall have peace of mind.
— ÓMÒÓBÀ ÀBÌÓLÁ ÍSMÀÌL SÈŔÌĶÍ (@Sloppy_wetty) September 22, 2020
Men, take note too.
Send that risky text. You don’t know what just might happen 🌝
— Oyinkan💜 (@Onlyoyin) September 22, 2020
Last last, they will block you.
Hustle oo so dem no go do family meeting without you ✊🏿
— Slightly Used Virgin👉🏼👌🏼💦 🇬🇭 (@mr_tagoe23) September 22, 2020
Advice for every hustling man.
3 plates of pepper soup down but.. But you get ulcer 🤡 🤡.
— ceejay 🇳🇬 (@Derah91) September 22, 2020
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