10 (delicious) ways to have the best sex of your life

by Aunt Becky

 

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We all know how delicious chocolate and whipped cream are … so why not take them to bed? One piece of advice: get ready to get down, dirty, and sticky.

It’s that time of year again! The time where everyone vows to go back to the gym, tackle a new diet, or decide to finally quit smoking. And while those are all very noble goals, why not add a little something-something … extra, if you get my drift.

Yes. Yes. I’m talking about sex! Why can’t SEX be part of your New Year’s resolutions in 2013?

So in that spirit, here are 10 ways to have the best sex of your life… this year!

1. Try talking dirty.

If you’re too embarrassed, make sure you have the lights off, then try it. You may find you love it!

2. Get yer motor running.

Send your partner sexy text messages throughout the day. By the time he gets home, you’ll both be ready to crawl into bed.

3. Buy a new bra.

I know, I know, everyone hates buying new bras – I do too. Here’s a sexy tip: bring your guy with you and let him pick one out for you.

4. Bust out the toys.

Sex toys, I mean. Let your partner in on a little of the vibrator action and see how you both like it.

5. Strap on your high heels and give him a sexy lap dance the moment he walks in.

6. Mix it up.

Take a bath together as foreplay, change positions often during sex, use lubrication.

7. Share your fantasies with each other.

You may be surprised by what REALLY gets each of your hearts beating fast.

8. Role-play.

Like talking dirty, role-playing may seem a bit awkward and weird, but that’s just because you haven’t tried it. It’s a perfect addition to everyone’s sex life.

9. Get kinky with some real handcuffs.

If you don’t like being cuffed (or tied) to the bed, have him strap them on and take control of the situation.

10. Bust out the sweets.

We all know how delicious chocolate and whipped cream are … so why not take them to bed? One piece of advice: get ready to get down, dirty, and sticky. You can shower off later – together.

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