What will you confess if the world were to end tomorrow and you were guaranteed heaven on a platter? That’s the experiment Favour Onyeoziri conducted on TwitterNG last and our eyes are still popping from the confessions.?? Jeez, how do Priests keep it together, though?
From school fees corruption to shagging househelps to stealing from siblings and network providers, TwitterNg sins, which pass for good sport and make for great laughs will nevertheless raise a question in your mind as to what hope we have for Nigeria’s future and the next generation of leaders.
Come along:
https://twitter.com/Rouvafe/status/911334534242848768
Ahhh…Mama the mama
I just realized that you are my role model in this fee collection business.
Which one is appeal fee bayi? pic.twitter.com/ghaXBXIOTK— Battousai π₯· (@the_olusegun) September 22, 2017
Daddy mi, I'm sorry, I actually didn't have an extra year in uni, I just needed more money from you and wanted to stay away from home longer
— $Eraser π¬π§ (@Seyi_Eraser) September 22, 2017
Your case is different πππππ
— free world. (@derickdjango) September 22, 2017
π even the angel wey dey transfer the names dey in shock
— Vitamin Kay (@Kaylachi1) September 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/dolamuOO/status/911526425236316160
https://twitter.com/dolamuOO/status/911526677121044480
https://twitter.com/dolamuOO/status/911527648878309376
https://twitter.com/dolamuOO/status/911527971088998400
https://twitter.com/dolamuOO/status/911528242271703041
https://twitter.com/dolamuOO/status/911528408810651648
Daddy my hostel fee is not 40k it's 25kπ
My school fee is not 55k it's 14,500ππ
Also there is nothing like docket fee πππ— Tonia 2.0β¨ (@toniaa__x) September 22, 2017
Dear dad, My lecture room was called NLT,I collected NLT 1to4 fees..juz ordinary class,I'm sorry sir
— Olaoluwa (@mr_olasam) September 22, 2017
You cannot join this confession with ours, you av to do urs separately, chai o tun GBA owo class roomπ₯π₯π₯
— free world. (@derickdjango) September 22, 2017
Bro izz nur my fault,shey someone will nur do big boy small ni
— Olaoluwa (@mr_olasam) September 22, 2017
Lol, I understand jare, even me my school fees na double double, and I no buy 1 textbook like this for 5 yearsππ but I collect money.πππ
— free world. (@derickdjango) September 22, 2017
Also Sorry I also faked my results just to collect extra resit fees
— PartySzzn (@ipoke__em) September 22, 2017
https://twitter.com/rapgenral/status/911380690989707266
https://twitter.com/OlabisiOa/status/911496483236667392
But the punishment suppose be for hell now. Why tyre and petrol here?
— AYANLOLA ABDULJELIL (@owolabitaiwo) September 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/OlabisiOa/status/911631131828682753
@TrayCee remember that your gown you were looking for with silver zip, I sold it to my friend π
— Tonia 2.0β¨ (@toniaa__x) September 22, 2017
My chest!!! Jesus. Please, sister for sale… And she was helping me search for it. I Kent, I just Kent….
— Ewomazino Fasasi (@TrayCee) September 23, 2017
ππππππ I love yurrr
— Tonia 2.0β¨ (@toniaa__x) September 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/sir_smileey/status/911335393710272512
I'm sorry my ex, I disvirgined your cousin
— Osudeyβ’ (@smooth_osude) September 22, 2017
https://twitter.com/Spunkychukz/status/911521784868016128
https://twitter.com/Openteethboy/status/911519447164362752
https://twitter.com/teshiklopp/status/911367632380678149
Heheheh.This one becomes president nw na so senators go dey find budget wey nor even reach their table.Bad pikin lomo right from childhood
— TIMI (@ThrreeOs) September 23, 2017
Dad,anytime u send me to buy fuel, I usually subtract some litresπ°π° I know Na so Diezani startπ’π’
— PartySzzn (@ipoke__em) September 22, 2017
ππππππ see us here o… Future petroleum Ministers ππππ
— Z E E N O (@chinemerem_7127) September 23, 2017
Dear Dad, i'm sorry for all the online purchases i made with your ATM, e sha ma binu simi π₯
— Bamzhie-sama (@0xbamzhie) September 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/sheyi_drumz/status/911374997083623424
Dear Dad, I'm the one that used the condoms in your dressing robe that time & led to d fight with mom. Didn't see why y'all needed them.
— Area Chairman (@OnkuOuwah) September 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/Yurickane/status/911591770714263553
https://twitter.com/gbovo_official/status/911368055921537024
I cohabited with my girlfriend for two semesters in school. I'm sorry landlord for lying she was my sister.
— EHIS (@ehiimwenma) September 22, 2017
Baby mi,πevery time my dp on WhatsApp went blank I had blocked you so u wonβt send me massages whiles I was with another girl & I blamed MTN
— OB (@orunma007) September 23, 2017
πππ lmao pic.twitter.com/KLawWsO5n3
— ζζ―ε¦ π©Ί (@IzdriZZY) September 23, 2017
Dear mtn, I'm sorry for using simple server. Dear airtel, infact e sha ma binu
— Segun Olaiya β¨ (@massivebrains00) September 22, 2017
See us here… Awon Psiphon and simple server… And for getting 3Gig for #70 everyday for 8monthsπ’π’π’
— Z E E N O (@chinemerem_7127) September 23, 2017
Dear mama,
There is nothing wrong with your phone, I just don't want you on whatsapp ever.— Koji (@ShediiEl) September 23, 2017
— α»mα»lα»lΓ‘ OlΓ³wΓ³ (@LolahJune) September 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/KingAbsolute_/status/911337813169311744
https://twitter.com/_Tweeteractive/status/911335743586521090
Burst my head!
