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Ezinne December 29, 2017

The Thread: “When you jam a superior babe” | Man narrates how a lady almost killed him in bed

It's the last Freaky Friday of the year and the threads are rolling in. This one is hilarious as heck and goes to prove... I'm not sure it what it…

Op-ed Editor December 12, 2017

Today’s Noisemakers: Davido, Tekno, Chydee [The Drake-Tekno-Wizkid Twitter battle edition]

Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters,…

Op-ed Editor November 8, 2017

The Thread: This is why Bobrisky was arrested

There was a major uproar on Twitter this morning following the news that Bobrisky had been arrested. Nigerians threw subs and sewed thread, like this below: [In…

Ezinne November 8, 2017

The Thread: “Bobrisky isn’t under arrest; Idris is” | TwitterNG reacts to Bobrisky’s arrest

According to Twitter newscasters, Nigeria's favourite Snapchat sensation, Okuneye Idris Olanrewaju, who goes by Bobrisky, has been arrested. It is still unclear at this time whether his arrest has…

Ezinne October 16, 2017

“Issa crime scene” | This savage TwitterNG game will have you howling

Sunday evenings are for bants, and Twitter took full advantage of this game to unleash their bad mouth. You'll be excused for assuming the originator had honourable intentions- as these…

Ezinne October 11, 2017

The Thread: “Clash of the titans”, “The dirtiest thing I’ve seen in a long while” | TwitterNG reacts to the Olivia-Irose saga

Man, what a night we had, thanks to Olivia and Irose's special brand of tea. It must have been laced with alcohol or weed 'cause it was sooooo potent, we…

Op-ed Editor October 11, 2017

The Thread: This is what caused Irose and Olivia’s bloody fight on Twitter

So we were strolling along Twitter and heard people asking: So this is the backstory (you're welcome). Olivia expressed a preference for tall guys, even went ahead to…

Op-ed Editor October 10, 2017

The Thread: “Your father raped your nanny” “You seductress from hell” | Irose & Olivia fight dirty on Abuja Twitter

It was a pretty quiet day on Twitter Nigeria, with a few paying half-hearted attention to the Kachikwu-Baru NNPC saga until Abuja Twitter came to our rescue with the most…

Ezinne September 23, 2017

The Thread: “The world ends tomorrow. Confess your sins tonight and be free”, dude tweets. The reactions are lit!

What will you confess if the world were to end tomorrow and you were guaranteed heaven on a platter? That's the experiment Favour Onyeoziri conducted on TwitterNG last and our…

Ezinne September 22, 2017

The Thread: It is great to be a side chick until this happens

It is the age of the side chick. Not that these women have not been in existence before now. There've always been concubines and mistresses carrying on business on the…

Op-ed Editor September 22, 2017

Aniefiok Udoabasi: This man just discovered the unthinkable before their wedding

by Aniefiok Udoabasi I have sat on this for weeks. I know the man (he is my client) but I don't know the woman in person. The man is confused…

Ezinne August 30, 2017

The Thread: “45mins straight up pounding must be WWE” | Omojuwa gives lessons in “drilling”

It must be freaky Friday, we thought, when we saw one of the Overlords of TwitterNG politico put this out: Eskus, sir... Come again. This is all of…

Op-ed Editor August 29, 2017

“Man-made disasters” “Natural calamities” | TwitterNG subs Bobrisky, Speed Darlington and co

Nigerians play too much, for real. Look how a serious statement about Hurricane Harvey, currently sweeping through the United States, inspired this witty remark: Then TwitterNG plays troll:…

Ezinne August 26, 2017

The Thread: Twitter drags Taylor Swift through the mud for stealing from Beyoncé

It's the new single -Look What You Made Me Do- from Taylor Swift that's causing a ruckus on Twitter. Remember Beyoncé's formation? According to the internet, the country musician…

Op-ed Editor July 21, 2017

Pius Adesanmi: Women versus woman palaver

by Pius Adesanmi I should have known that there is no such thing as a sobolation-free, drama-free trip for me. Shuttle from the hotel to the airport in Istanbul was…

Op-ed Editor July 14, 2017

Vera Ezimora: Let me tell you about the man who tried to buy me with his money & HIV status

by Vera Ezimora I once met a man who swore he was the one for me. I met him at the Nigerian church I used to attend. Let’s call him…

Ezinne July 11, 2017

The Thread: “Hyenas are weak, cowardly animals” | Top 10 reactions to Aisha Buhari’s parable

Still on the matter of this parable spoken by Senator Shehu Sani and confirmed by Aisha Buhari, these are the top 10 tweets curated from Twitter NG. Enjoy: We've got…

Ezinne July 1, 2017

The Thread: The major talking points of Jay Z’s album

We are yet to hear the last of Shawn Carter's 13th album 4:44, as it is still trending on Twitter for the second day in a row. What are folks…

Ezinne June 24, 2017

The Thread: How Yoruba demons set P in Church

The legend of the Yoruba demon is alive and kicking. It was only last week a young lady on Twitter NG revealed how a Yoruba demon screwed her over with…

Op-ed Editor June 24, 2017

“Internet fraud has taken over Nigerian music” | 10 things we learned from Ayomide Tayo’s eye-opening article

Still on the front burner of social media conversation is the advice Falz gave his fellow music artistes: quit selling crime aka 419 also known as "yahoo yahoo" to the…

September 25, 2013

Kcee and Niniola ‘Limpopo’ with excellence during their MTN Project Fame performance (WATCH)

by Akintomiwa Agbaje Last weekend's PF show was amazing and electrifying, starting behind a lighted screen through which the Limpopo king emerged before a gorgeously beautiful Niniola followed. In a performance that…

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