Today’s Noisemakers: Davido, Tekno, Chydee [The Drake-Tekno-Wizkid Twitter battle edition]

Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

If you’ve been on Nigerian social media a minute, you already know that it doesn’t take much for Nigerians to rile themselves up; also, they especially excel at making mountains out of mole hills.

Take this picture Drake took with Tekno and posted on IG. That was all it required for the Wizkid-Tekno-Davido fan clash to start.

Tekkkkkkkkkkkk time

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We know you love amebo, so let’s dig in.

1 Uche Daniel

It always starts with provocation and Tekno’s fans were on hand to supply ample shade. Suddenly, Tekno was pushed to no 1 on the billboard.

2. @Iam_Abdulaxis

Then someone had to allude to the ‘Come Closer’ incident that didn’t quite pan out for Starboy.

Nigerians, sha.

3. Onome chose a different tack: shade-free congratulations.

4. @OneXMind

Ooooooooh, but it came a little too late. Wizkid fans had already caught the shade and started wielding swords. We bring you ‘The Clash’, TwitterNG style.

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Then they dragged Davido into it. ??

6. Elvis Tunde

At the end of that argument, what did we learn? Absolutely nothing. Elvis summarised it spectacularly for us.


7. Davido

Oh, and this is where Davido makes his grand entrance

To which Tekno responded

You see how foolish this fan battle is?

8. Chydee is all of us

9. Favour puts it in perspective.

And Rebel knocks it into the basket.

By the way, you should know:


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