What will you confess if the world were to end tomorrow and you were guaranteed heaven on a platter? That’s the experiment Favour Onyeoziri conducted on TwitterNG last and our eyes are still popping from the confessions.?? Jeez, how do Priests keep it together, though?
From school fees corruption to shagging househelps to stealing from siblings and network providers, TwitterNg sins, which pass for good sport and make for great laughs will nevertheless raise a question in your mind as to what hope we have for Nigeria’s future and the next generation of leaders.
Come along:
CONFESSION THREAD
The world is ending 2mrw, confess ur sins tonight & be free. Dear Mum, I'm sorry for all d money I borrowed from ur purse?— FAVOUR ONYEOZIRI (GCFR) (@Rouvafe) September 22, 2017
Ahhh…Mama the mama
I just realized that you are my role model in this fee collection business.
Which one is appeal fee bayi? pic.twitter.com/ghaXBXIOTK— Otunba Thanos?? (@_shegz_) September 22, 2017
Daddy mi, I'm sorry, I actually didn't have an extra year in uni, I just needed more money from you and wanted to stay away from home longer
— Rossy Bee (@Rossybeejay) September 22, 2017
Your case is different ?????
— TINEO. (@derickchoc) September 22, 2017
? even the angel wey dey transfer the names dey in shock
— роялті M.D. (@Kaylachi1) September 23, 2017
Popsie Abeg no vex. Na me use PS and Ms Word design payment slip for sch fees pass for this world. Actual fees =219k, mine = 419k (irony)
— 127.0.0.1 (@OnimoleOfLagos) September 23, 2017
Popsie Abeg no vex, we paid Ict dues 1ce, I collected it like 20 times. Even me Tire for myself f
— 127.0.0.1 (@OnimoleOfLagos) September 23, 2017
Popsie abeg no vex. I didn't go for any yeye excursion, Collected money for it like 4 times
— 127.0.0.1 (@OnimoleOfLagos) September 23, 2017
Wendy's Dad, Abeg no vex. Na me dey help your pickin design her sch fees slip and upgrade fees frm about 380k to >650k. It's the devils work
— 127.0.0.1 (@OnimoleOfLagos) September 23, 2017
Popsie abeg no vex.. The $750 you brought from Jerusalem, I was the one that 'borrowed it'
It is the work of Satan— 127.0.0.1 (@OnimoleOfLagos) September 23, 2017
Momsie Abeg no vex. Your $100 and £300 found its way into my pocket
It's the devil ?— 127.0.0.1 (@OnimoleOfLagos) September 23, 2017
Daddy my hostel fee is not 40k it's 25k?
My school fee is not 55k it's 14,500??
Also there is nothing like docket fee ???— Efemena ? (@tonia_reuben) September 22, 2017
Dear dad, My lecture room was called NLT,I collected NLT 1to4 fees..juz ordinary class,I'm sorry sir
— Olaoluwa (@mr_olasam) September 22, 2017
You cannot join this confession with ours, you av to do urs separately, chai o tun GBA owo class room???
— TINEO. (@derickchoc) September 22, 2017
Bro izz nur my fault,shey someone will nur do big boy small ni
— Olaoluwa (@mr_olasam) September 22, 2017
Lol, I understand jare, even me my school fees na double double, and I no buy 1 textbook like this for 5 years?? but I collect money.???
— TINEO. (@derickchoc) September 22, 2017
Also Sorry I also faked my results just to collect extra resit fees
— Edidiong (@ipoke__em) September 22, 2017
Dear dad my fees were 403,500 not 750,000 ?
— Dark Socrates (@rapgenral) September 23, 2017
Make una bring tyre and petrol for this person ???
— O.A ? (@OlabisiOa) September 23, 2017
But the punishment suppose be for hell now. Why tyre and petrol here?
— AYANLOLA ABDULJELIL (@owolabitaiwo) September 23, 2017
We have to punish this fellow before Satan starts his own. Kilode
— O.A ? (@OlabisiOa) September 23, 2017
@TrayCee remember that your gown you were looking for with silver zip, I sold it to my friend ?
— Efemena ? (@tonia_reuben) September 22, 2017
My chest!!! Jesus. Please, sister for sale… And she was helping me search for it. I Kent, I just Kent….
— Ewomazino Reuben (@TrayCee) September 23, 2017
?????? I love yurrr
— Efemena ? (@tonia_reuben) September 23, 2017
Bae I'm sorry for saving your number as Pastor Daniel
— Smiley (@sir_smileey) September 22, 2017
I'm sorry my ex, I disvirgined your cousin
— Osudey™ (@smooth_osude) September 22, 2017
Dear God, I'm sorry to have slept with the girl who stayed with my dad, my mum & also in our compound.
Also for crushing on married women..— Nnanyelugo (Ojemba Enweilo) ???? (@Spunkychukz) September 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/Openteethboy/status/911519447164362752
https://twitter.com/teshiklopp/status/911367632380678149
Heheheh.This one becomes president nw na so senators go dey find budget wey nor even reach their table.Bad pikin lomo right from childhood
— Owoeye (@Howothemez) September 23, 2017
Dad,anytime u send me to buy fuel, I usually subtract some litres?? I know Na so Diezani start??
— Edidiong (@ipoke__em) September 22, 2017
?????? see us here o… Future petroleum Ministers ????
— Z'challa (@chinemerem_7127) September 23, 2017
Dear Dad, i'm sorry for all the online purchases i made with your ATM, e sha ma binu simi ?
— Bamzhie (@slim_fudge) September 23, 2017
— OMO BARÇA (@Oluwaseyi_OG) September 22, 2017
Dear Dad, I'm the one that used the condoms in your dressing robe that time & led to d fight with mom. Didn't see why y'all needed them.
— OuwaH (@UwaAiremen) September 23, 2017
Just take a look at somebody's son? pic.twitter.com/yw4oDkfGel
— Yuri El_Negro♎ (@Yurickane) September 23, 2017
Dear Ex, am really sorry I cheated on you with four of your friends at different times.
Am really sorry.— Uncle G™ (@gbovo_official) September 22, 2017
I cohabited with my girlfriend for two semesters in school. I'm sorry landlord for lying she was my sister.
— Hudson Osaretin ?? (@Trrsomi) September 22, 2017
Baby mi,?every time my dp on WhatsApp went blank I had blocked you so u won’t send me massages whiles I was with another girl & I blamed MTN
— ll (@_orunma) September 23, 2017
??? lmao pic.twitter.com/KLawWsO5n3
— 杜斯坦 (@IzdriZZY) September 23, 2017
Dear mtn, I'm sorry for using simple server. Dear airtel, infact e sha ma binu
— Segun™ (@massivebrains00) September 22, 2017
See us here… Awon Psiphon and simple server… And for getting 3Gig for #70 everyday for 8months???
— Z'challa (@chinemerem_7127) September 23, 2017
Dear mama,
There is nothing wrong with your phone, I just don't want you on whatsapp ever.— One Kogi boy (@El_shedii) September 23, 2017
— ٭smallie (@LolahJune) September 23, 2017
Dear filthy tweeps in my DM, sorry for flirting with you these while, I'm actually a guy. Don't go & start thinking girls reply DMs easily.
— ♔ King Absolute ♔ (@KingAbsolute_) September 22, 2017
Dear Tinuke, I'm sorry for not accepting that pregnancy, I always knew it was mine. Hope you can forgive me ??
— King Jay (@TweeterActive_) September 22, 2017
Burst my head!
Reformed social media monitoring spirit
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