Tag: bants

The Thread: Nicki Minaj’s throwback tweet goes sideways; Twitter has a field day

Twitter can make gold out of anything. All it takes is a determined tweep (read troll) and a snappy, witty comeback. Like gold, sometimes it can take a while for…

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The Thread: “The world ends tomorrow. Confess your sins tonight and be free”, dude tweets. The reactions are lit!

What will you confess if the world were to end tomorrow and you were guaranteed heaven on a platter? That's the experiment Favour Onyeoziri conducted on TwitterNG last and our…

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The Thread: “4 months pregnant. 4k RTs & I won’t abort it”, lady tweets. The responses are sick

Twitter trolls and bants go hand in hand. Nothing is off topic, and it's usually off-colour. This one, though, is for the archives (*whispers: we still don't know if she's…

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The Thread: “I will give you hidden treasures” | Sassy answers from TwitterNG – and a shocking story

Twitter was made for bants and foolishness, so these cheeky answers to this tweet were nothing out of the ordinary, after all, which Nigerian doesn't love money. See below: ;

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The Thread: This has to be one of the funniest things we’ve read on TwitterNG today

There's no shortage of interesting things on TwitterNg per time. Savage, subs, jokes and fun flow in the river all day long, but this really had us hooting without restraint.…

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The Thread: This rapper has Americans reaching for their rosaries and holy water

Hi everyone. Introducing XXXTentacion, an America rapper whose lyrics had this duo gaping in shock. Watch: Black Twitter could not believe its ears. Rap can be wild, vile or…

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The Thread: Remy Ma disses Nicki Minaj in acceptance speech | Twitter reacts to BET 2017 Awards

The 2017 BET Awards took place at the Microsoft Theatre in Los Angeles, today. It was a star studded night. As with popular events like this, International Twitter did not…

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The Thread: #Nepawahala | NEPA takes major L on Twitter NG

Our electricity problems in Nigeria looks like it's been from time immemorial. With each new Minister of Power, our electricity woes get compounded. At this point, Nigerians are convinced constant…

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The Thread: All the Kings greater than the Oba of Lagos

You've probably heard of the snub Oba Akiola, the Oba of Lagos, gave the Ooni of Ife at a public event, which the Oba of Lagos is now allegedly pinning…

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The Thread: “He’s a millenial” “Innovation” “The president is a freelancer” | Bants fly on Twitter NG about Buhari’s work from home day

It's the first of it's kind world over: The Nigerian president has begun to work from home. Honestly, this news could not come at a better time. This is what…

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10 hilarious tweets that will convince you to follow the @officialEFCC on twitter

While many public/private offices, government agencies, ministries and departments have got on the transparent and inclusive operations system that has compelled them to open one or two social media accounts,…

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The Thread: “Candle sales have picked up again, “| Our top 10 reactions to President Buhari’s tweet

It's official. Nigerians have no chill. In what has to be an indirect response to his death rumours, President Buhari tweeted a picture of him on vacation catching up on…

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That epic Soulja Boy shade

This response to the rapper's enquiry is epic. We thought to share. Oh, boy! These streets are rough.

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The Thread: MMM has not crashed; it has gone on midterm break

All through yesterday, and now into today, MMM has been trending. With good reason. Yesterday, MMM operators announced a suspension of its activities till the new year. Those who have…

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The Thread: Does Barack Obama wish he could eat his words about Donald Trump?

At the White House Correspondents Correspondents Dinner in 2011, Seth Meyers and President Barack Obama took a stab at Donald Trump's presidential ambitions. Seth Meyers said, "Donald Trump has been…

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The Thread: #DearPatient, these are the things your doctor wants you to know

It's no news that Nigerian patients can be trying. Doctors on Nigerian Twitter are swapping hilarious anecdotes and dispensing advice to their #DearPatient(s). If you are guilty of these blunders,…

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The Thread: These bants had us rolling

Husband and wife, @I_pissVodka and @HeartOfGold_, traded these memes between each other. See below:

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Earn over 200k salary or maintain your (poverty) lane: Twitter NG’s new standard (READ)

by Tolu Omoyeni On Twitter Nigeria, the bants never end. Someone posts a tweet and everyone else rides on it to create conversations that lasts for days and the varying…

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Twitter turns against the @DigiCommsNG handle, and it’s not pretty

The twitter handle of the Presidency's Office of Digital Engagement, @DigiCommsNG, on Wednesday, bit more than they can chew and the response they got wasn't pretty -at all. Known for…

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Nigerian women, Etcetera has (plenty) tips for you on how to please your man

by Chinwe Okafor Well at the very least, celebrities can heave a sigh of relief to be spared this weekend of the fiery wrath of defunct Nigerian artiste turned social…

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