It’s official. Nigerians have no chill. In what has to be an indirect response to his death rumours, President Buhari tweeted a picture of him on vacation catching up on news from Nigeria on Channels TV.

This generated all sorts of questions and comments, most of which are subs.

Do see below:

Wherever I am, I keep up with news from home. Channels TV is one of my favorites. I'm proud of what the Nigerian media are achieving. pic.twitter.com/LciLrzyaxT

— Muhammadu Buhari (@MBuhari) January 22, 2017

This present darkness

you are in Uk watching Channels wit Steady light & u r happy to announce it, but #Nigeria we can't fuel our Generator.

— Chiazo Pk Egbukwu (@ChiazorSpeaks) January 22, 2017

na true my brother, I observed that the candle sales have picked up again

— Marvix Abulume (@marvixnaija) January 22, 2017

Baba no light to even see my siblings at night nd u are watching Channels TV

— ??citizen (@jeffp1000) January 22, 2017

Jumped ship?

you've abandoned NTA just like you abandoned the multi-billion Aso rock clinic. ???

— elephant solo™ (@dayofolarin) January 22, 2017

Thought experiment

when are they gonna photoshop porn to that screen? ??

— Taofeek Oseni (@HEAD_MASTA) January 22, 2017

Dead or Alive

https://twitter.com/okeymoses/status/823284035380244480

Please sir, i want to confirm. Is it true you are dead?

— Jhabeer Abdul (@JhabeerA) January 22, 2017

They lied?

And one of your mumu aides said it's only cartoon series you like watching ??? https://t.co/bj8cT0Bldu

— Nasir Jones ?? Real Madrid¹³ ?? (@Yincar) January 22, 2017

2019 up ahead

Thats how you'll watch yourself leaving aso rock in 2019 @MBuhari

— The godfathwr (@_TheAyi) January 22, 2017

APC: CHANGE

Honestly Mr President, I am nt happy with u for this trip. D change should begin with you. No medical tourism for public officials

— HUSSEIN ASHARA ABDUL (@AsharaHussein) January 22, 2017

Bonus:

Model this foreigner

but you fail to talk to the media often. Take a leaf from @theresa_may. She has appeared on two weekend shows already in 2017!

— thePilgrim (@charlesidem) January 22, 2017

Dear sir,

How are you today? Good? If so, doxologies.

My purpose of writing this is to inform you that you are a disappointment.

Regards https://t.co/6CBEDUo3OR

— mogwai. (@TheVunderkind) January 23, 2017

That Buhari's picture chilling in London with his feet on the table says it all.

Buhari doesn't give a damn about your wailings

— IKECHUKWU (@iykimo) January 23, 2017

https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/823426971224969217

 

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