Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
1.
https://twitter.com/Kingston_eze/status/1291057947175518209?s=20
Who else feels attacked?
2.
Someone is casually coming to work in his helicopter in this same Lagos. 😊☺️ pic.twitter.com/D5lJqDVUNM
— Morris Monye (@Morris_Monye) August 5, 2020
God when?
3.
https://twitter.com/mazi_duce/status/1290889990893965312?s=20
And you ate beans.
4.
https://twitter.com/tawmboy/status/1290910933863170049?s=20
Lol. Hate Speech!
5.
Some of you lot failed biology in WAEC but when it comes to locating the G spot you turn to Aristotle.
— ' (@micolarz) August 5, 2020
Is G spot not Genotype? Asking for a friend.
6.
On Easter, you eat 6chicken, 4fufu and 3 bottles of beer. Then drink one gbogbonise herb to “flush system”.
Last Sallah, you ate 11 meat, 2plates of rice and 4 bottles of small stout. Then went to take “bitters” inside plastic bottle to “wash” system.
You are fooling yourself.
— OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 (@OurFavOnlineDoc) August 5, 2020
Na sacrifice?
7.
https://twitter.com/Martial_15/status/1290939591973888000?s=20
Don’t leave me.
8.
Neighbors when they get to know that you have FIFA at your place 😂 https://t.co/gJEIOZPQCm
— Aupal Emmanuel 🇺🇬 (@AupalEmmanuel) August 5, 2020
One-legged table
9.
So, children in the backseat can cause accidents and accidents in the backseat can cause children. pic.twitter.com/xUOpHT7WKN
— Moh (@MohWorldent) August 5, 2020
Avoid accidents. Dazzol!
And while men slept:
10.
We are age mates, I greet you good evening and you're replying with "evening"
Ori e ti gbale.— Baby Girl 🥰🥰 (@Ozikroh0) August 4, 2020
Pele o, Ancient of weeks.
