by Hauwa Gambo
This has gone viral by this morning – and, well, it’s food for thought! No?
See it here, as usual, un-edited:
How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB?
A tie & expect Brazilian hair?
Singlet & expect iPad 2?
Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 450k?
Or nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner?
Well, The Nigerian Association of Boyfriends (NAB) says it should be trade by barter this Val Oooh.
-Boxers should be exchanged with a G-string.
-Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra.
-If she gives you roll-on, buy her “Miss Paris”.
-She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her natural hair.
-If she shows up at your door empty-handed, put NTA or STV for her to watch. Don’t let her watch your subscribed cable
(no free thing).
-If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an expensive night vigil. MFM or CAC to be precise.
-She gives you a flower, you sef give her igneous rock from Olumo(all na nature).
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