1. Free personal assistant on Facebook
The folks at Facebook Inc. keep coming up with the most exciting innovations and apps.
Courtesy of the social network platform, we’ll all soon have personal assistants.
2. PDP Chieftain scolds Gov. Fayose
Even in the Peoples Democratic Party, Ayo Fayose, manages to ruffle feathers.
A party chieftain, Prince Afoke Okporua, has reminded him of how his loose comments affected the party during the polls.
Just in case he forgets.
3. Dirty churches closed down
If the house of the Lord can’t be kept clean, what hope is there for the rest of us?
Some dirty churches have been closed down, as well as a noisy strip club.
Lagos state says there’s no hope for the strip club, but the churches… will have to pay fines.
4. Okagbare suffers defeat-hangover
On Tuesday, fastest woman in Nigeria, Blessing Okagbare flopped in 100 meters.
On Wednesday, she was nowhere to be found for the 200 meters race.
5. Original Warri boys tackle ‘aliens’
Don’t be alarmed, they are human aliens… not UFOs.
The aliens are; ‘the Itsekiri, Urhobo and Ijaw, who did not grow up in Warri’.
6. Death at Punch office
Two armed robbers now reside in the afterlife, after failing in their quest to cart away with N500,000.
The office of Punch Newspapers in Port Harcourt, was the location of their futile operation.
They succeeded in stealing the money quite alright, but the mob also succeeded in bringing them down.
7. Jonathan, the PDP saviour
Several PDP chieftains believe the onus is on Goodluck Jonathan to save the party.
The party members say they are waiting for GEJ to come and lead them out of the wilderness.
After all, they got there during his administration.