Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Sometimes that Cat you see outside your window at night is just a normal animal and not your village people trying to get you.
— MR AHMED🇳🇬 (@UncleMohamz) November 29, 2019
Relationships nowadays be like; I love you but I love somebody else more but I’ll come back to you if it doesn’t work out with that person… so kindly wait for me. Thanks😘
— CASANOVA🦋 (@OlaTheOG) November 29, 2019
Any time i open the kitchen door, My mum would just shout “six people have not eaten oooo”.
I don’t understand why ooo.
— Table Shaker 🇳🇬 🇳🇬 (@iamvictor__) November 29, 2019
These days we see Christians trying to convert other Christians into Christianity again, cause they worship in different churches.
— valking♔ (@_valkiing) November 29, 2019
Dear friends! Did you know that you would save yourself a whole lot of stress by asking for my bank account details Instead of “how are you?”
— Kelechi † (@_igwilo) November 29, 2019