Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Imagine seeing Samuel Mbah in real life and you decide to hail him by screaming “Mbah”! And he responds with “Your father”!
— Richard Omo Ibo (@MeetTheRichard) December 23, 2019
Bought a dozen of spoon and fork on February this year and now I’m left with just a fork and 2 spoons 😂. How cutleries 🍴 always disappear, remains a mystery!
— E-zrael Ani (@EzraelAni) December 23, 2019
If he is acting up or not picking up ur calls, just call back in February, network is a bit bad now. 😏😒😒
— Your Ex 🕺 (@harryolah) December 23, 2019
Lol they’ve shut down Quilox.
Introverts with another 40 yard screamer to take the lead with less than 10 minutes to go in the derby with Detty December FC trailing 4-1.
VAR have checked and the goal stands.
— 👑 DaddyMo 👑 (@therealdaddymo1) December 23, 2019
It’s 7:13am and people are still out clubbing at Quilox on a Monday morning.
Don’t you just love Lagosians
— T’Chidera🌊🌊 (@vinneyville) December 23, 2019