Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
1.
Cant wait for my bluetooth earphones to get here so I can watch hentai without the walls of my room judging me
— Kaneki’s sidepiece (@HecalledmeShiro) May 5, 2020
2.
PH person threatening another PH person will always be funny to me because I carried some bad boys to go and beat up someone who collected my phone and when we got there they shook each other’s hands and told me to just forget about it say the phone don go
— Hydra (@BrianJDennis) May 5, 2020
3.
If a babe enters my DM to send me money out of the blues I will wake up to drink water.
— Ugo (@Sir_Fin) May 5, 2020
4.
Portharcout parents probably send their children to cultist group for 1 year internship when they turn 13
— ?My name is Morj ? (@Morjman__) May 5, 2020
5.
Lagos is crazy mehn, got to bank as early as 7am and I got number 135 and guess what??numbers 1-10 are people that doesn’t have account with the bank and now they’re offering to sell each numbers for 10k. Lagos nawa
— le petit frère (@phatzey) May 5, 2020
6.
When a Port Harcourt girl tells you she is dating a Pilot, she is not talking about aeroplane
Run for ya life— PH Point 1 (@ajuicygeorge) May 5, 2020
