Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their funny rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
It's a different calculation. Some calculations come with heartbeats like when you want to check your data balance after viewing Instagram for 30 minutes. If you know you know
— titemi💞 (@Temitop27266612) February 12, 2020
— FabbyJnr🇳🇬(MAN UTD) (@fabby_jnr) February 12, 2020
This harmattan sef, before person think, sense Don Dry
— ICE cream😝 (@toyor_pr) February 12, 2020
This harmattan!!!! Feels like I’m sniffing sawdust 😩😩😩😭😭
— Jemima (@JemimaOsunde) February 12, 2020
Harmattan in Port Harcourt be behaving like an offshore worker, 2weeks in & 2weeks out.
Meanwhile it's like rain left the group chat.
— Port Harcourt #1 (@phsabithetin) February 12, 2020
Please which twitter app are they using?
— MOSCOBA 🇳🇬 (@Sammy6460) February 11, 2020
— Tadi be the ship😌🙄😂 (@Fejiro89043907) February 12, 2020
When you're lying in a story and your friend helps you without giving him a signal. https://t.co/TKchTacAIv
— Daddddy is high⚡ (@Daddyistwenty) February 12, 2020
I see kidnappers den. https://t.co/SgC1UuzbXd
— Bolanle Cole Esq.🗨 (@BolanleCole) February 12, 2020
Temidayo Taiwo-Sidiq is a Political Journalist, Analyst and Social Change Advocate with major interest in Nigerian Politics, Governance and Sports.