Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
If Peruzzi and Reekado banks mistakenly do song together eh, they’ll set the music industry on fire.
— Samuel Mbah (@Mbahdeyforyou) May 15, 2020
My 1st date happened at Mr. Biggs Festac.
We ordered for Tasty Fiesta ,Meatpies and the best Scotch Egg in the whole world.
We grabbed some Takeaway but mine never made it home.
I threw mine away because my mum would be like ‘ if you sit next to a boy, you can get pregnant.’
— One.acre says Free Dadiyata (@NekkaSmith) May 15, 2020
Everybody talking about their childhood with Mr Biggs but I can’t relate because na Iya Onituwo be our own Mr Biggs 😂
— Omo kiikan 💙 (@OmoKiikan) May 15, 2020
I don’t seems to understand people that repeat the same word in a sentence.
Please ENOUGH is ENOUGH 😊
— LUWAKANTY (@KantyBoii) May 15, 2020
How will you go and visit someone in a critical condition in the hospital and put on a cloth with the inscription “Adieu”..
— Unwanted Friend😒🌚 (@holardamolar) May 15, 2020
Lagos tho. I was on my way out this morning but no bus.Small time, we saw a bus coming. Avengers mood activated. While struggling, person hand go touch one girl face. She say “Be careful sir”.Next thing one bastard said was “Aunty you safe, Corona dey catch only rich people”😂💔
— SUN🌝 (@shank_comics) May 15, 2020
Short girls will date you, your cousin and your nephew and you won’t see it coming cos of their height.
— Victor Babatunde (@vhic_tore) May 15, 2020