Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
lets celebrate Africa and African achievements. it doesn’t matter who did it first. This says “worlds largest” not first. Big ups ruwanda.
Africa rising. slowly but surely https://t.co/AwC6eIs3Pc
— IG: @official2baba (@official2baba) April 25, 2019
Father Abraham, it’s Rwanda and not ‘Ruwanda.’
I think the Sexual and Reproductive Health Right Sector and the Educationists need to start working hand in hand.
Today, I met a 44 years old man, who has 4 wives and 18 children. They live in Makoko, and none of the children have ever been to school.
— Butterfly (@OniOluwafunmi) April 25, 2019
Blood of Jesus.
WhatsApp for web will make you look like the most effective person in your offices. Typing 24/7 😂😂😂😂
— Abike (@Jollz) April 25, 2019
If you get sacked, you will come on Twitter to write to do thread.
90% of women murdered are killed by men…76% knew their murderers…1/4 women will experience an assault by men…1/5 women will be raped by men…
Have you seen anybody that die on this earth becos of insort? https://t.co/yoolmxPdSZ
— Ada Ngozika 🍃 (@_mnbgi_) April 25, 2019
Nobody, my sister.
2. The video(s) of some INEC official(s) expressing intention to electronically transmit results are only circulated for entertainment. That procedure is neither contained in the Electoral Act nor in INEC’s Guidelines. Courts are only guided by these documents and not such videos
— Festus Keyamo, SAN (@fkeyamo) April 25, 2019
Lets watch and i hope we saw the names of the suspects and realise our foolishness of fighting each other when criminals transcend the borders of religion, gender, ethnicity and region. It is well with us! https://t.co/2MQ3os0meo
— Aisha Yesufu (@AishaYesufu) April 25, 2019
Nigerians that are mad.