Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 Aisha Yesufu
This two minute video will have you in tears. Way to go on the parenting front.
I have always told my children that effort is what countS most for me. I surprised my daughter with the gift she wanted if she GOT 8 A*s pic.twitter.com/hgPqhAQPWq
— Aisha Yesufu (@AishaYesufu) July 28, 2017
I cried helplessly, u re awesome mum. And ur expectations shall never be cut short. Darling daughter u re wonderful
— Tina Ojukwu (@igbomt) July 28, 2017
Babe said "I was dreaming of iPhone 7 but now I'm dreaming of iPhone 3G" 😂😂😂😂😂
This is a beautiful moment. Thanks for sharing.
— Shurri Baby 🙅🏾✊🏾 (@FlawlessMilo) July 28, 2017
I had to park and openouth like Rottweiler to cry! When I came first in secondary school after all the promise na handshake I collect. https://t.co/Vdg4cjyNPl
— Your WCW's MCM (@BrickzMusic) July 28, 2017
Send this to Naija parents who ask if another kid has 2 heads. In fact, send as whatsapp BC for irony. (If they flog you, don't call me o!) https://t.co/2xjiaZ14eB
— Slay intern (@arinola91) July 28, 2017
2. Miss Okojie
The CEO of Google, Sundar Pichai is everybody’s new best friend:
— BellaRose. (@BellaRoseO) July 28, 2017
— Aniedi (@aniediudo) July 28, 2017
3. J.K Rowling
This video will leave you speechless. What was Trump thinking?
4. Oby Ezekwesili leaves a word for the wise
Every Bad Behavior our society chose not to decisively tackle and sanction grew into a profitable criminal enterprise. #CriminalEnterprise
— Oby Ezekwesili (@obyezeks) July 28, 2017
5. Femi Jacobs
Random thoughts about the designer life.
Wife out talking to her therapist, husband at the mistress's. Children? Well, kids out playing with friends. Designer life.
— Femi Jacobs (@FemiJACOBS) July 28, 2017
6. Stephanie Findlay
AFP Journalist, Findlay is disappointed in our media houses.
Devastating Boko Haram attack on Nigerian oil team that killed 50 ppl barely makes front page news in the country. Majority apathetic pic.twitter.com/xbfyFPBwOl
— Stephanie Findlay (@SJFindlay) July 28, 2017
7. Mr Eazi
Love is sweet innit and Mr Eazi is on a high.
— OBA_SMOOTH (@obasmooth) July 28, 2017
8. Issa Rae
Take a moment to appreciate this beauty.
The subtlety of her beauty is incredible…. https://t.co/XkqH4mDj5L
— Folu (@FoluShaw) July 28, 2017
Reformed social media monitoring spirit