Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
I have over 15 pairs of boxers. If we’re dating and you get me boxers for my birthday we’re breaking up 🤧😤
— Chemical Brother 👌 (@chemicalbrodar) March 28, 2019
You are cheap, sit down.
When you feel you’re broke, the sense to eat healthy suddenly kicks in.
— Onwumere Divine (@dunoworld) March 28, 2019
You are always broke bro, say the truth.
If u haven’t sex this year (2019), may God bless u financially!!!
— Moneybag (@amishaqrab) March 28, 2019
4 more years of this? pic.twitter.com/Dj8RoIR1az
— Ben Murray-Bruce (@benmurraybruce) March 28, 2019
If you are having a hard time processing topics and issues stay off social media.
— #YAJI (@yemialadee) March 28, 2019
Yemi, this same advice goes for you too.
Tiwa Savage’s #fvckyoucover is packed with subs (allegedly)
— Ayomide Tayo (@AOT2) March 28, 2019