Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
This isn’t Jesus Christ but Jesus Navas. There is no way this one died for anyone’s sins but Hunger 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/4evfIvhmDE
— Oku Ekpenyong (@Oku_yungx) April 19, 2019
In the light of the new revelations,University lecturers should pull out from participating in the conduct of national elections to save the reputation & protect the moral sanctity of the academia.The Ivory tower shouldn’t be smeared with political feaces.
— Senator Shehu Sani (@ShehuSani) April 19, 2019
Do we deserve Uncle Shehu laidis?
— Chidi Odinkalu (@ChidiOdinkalu) April 19, 2019
Comparative achievement means a lot to Nigerians. Not achievement. Comparative achievement. #IPassMyNeighbour
— Subomi (@subomiplumptre) April 19, 2019
If the criteria for recruiting police officers , SARS and what have you are changed probably , just probably there will be changes to these illegal killings of innocent citizens.
— hellen (@Hellenpeller) April 19, 2019
My Sister it’s beyond that, many of these killer-officers have home problem!
Urrggh!! Simi and Adekunle Gold have ways of getting into the extreme end of one's heart with their lyrics and vocals. How can you release an Album and everything is dope!! Ehn How!!!? 😔😒😍
— #LifeOfAnExtrovert 🔋🚀 (@_Abdulquyum) April 19, 2019
Awww Awwww…. Favourite couple
When your friend say "sorry I don't have now or I can't help you now", it doesn't mean you should stop talking to them na😠😠😠😠Why are some of you like this??
— Your Guardian Angel😇 (@AskMeWhatIWant) April 19, 2019
Increase the volume for those at the back please.
Forget etiquette, there must be a particular food that makes you lose your home training
— Ifiok👑 (@Iam__fk) April 19, 2019
Yinmu. Are you sure you had any previously? #AskingForAFriend