Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Deji Adeyanju
Regular social media commentator, Deji Adeyanju has said the PDP has not been doing its job as a viable opposition to the ruling APC.
In the last 31 months, PDP has failed to provide opposition to the Buhari APC led government and the way it’s looking; it appears they are not ready to do so anytime soon.
— Adeyanju Deji 🇳🇬 (@adeyanjudeji) November 28, 2017
Sir, you forgot to add 'Unfortunately' https://t.co/l7o3XKEIxA
— Adelabu Ayodeji (@Da87Capo) November 28, 2017
You of all people should know why this hasn’t been possible. Or should I enlighten you?? What happened to likes of Metuh? You talk they dig out skeletons, or better still arrest you. They own the media remember? So no once has a voice anymore https://t.co/SOwB4sqOvL
— Mastermind (@Gods_Helmet) November 28, 2017
2. Governor Fayose
Upon the proposition of the FG to sell national assets, the governor of Ekiti, Ayodele Fayose asks:
This one that FG wants to sell power plants and other national assets to fund 2018 Budget, what will the govt sell to fund 2019 Budget?
— Peter Ayodele Fayose (@GovAyoFayose) November 28, 2017
3. Abdulmumin Jibrin
He has been suspended yet he continues his work as a Representative of his constituents.
Yesterday i commenced my favourite quarterly ward to ward constituency visit. We have also manage to provide the little we can for our needs. We inspected on going road by state govt that cut across 10 wards in my constituency. The road is a dream come true for my constituency🙏 pic.twitter.com/wqhyZgVKIX
— Abdulmumin Jibrin (@AbdulAbmJ) November 28, 2017
4. Donald Trump
Beside every successful man is a woman right?
Melania, our great and very hard working First Lady, who truly loves what she is doing, always thought that “if you run, you will win.” She would tell everyone that, “no doubt, he will win.” I also felt I would win (or I would not have run) – and Country is doing great!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 28, 2017
5. Taye Olusola
Debatable. Because those guys squeeze the same papers and throw away as soon as they are done with it.
We don’t have to say more.
If Only Nigerian guys can handle girls' hearts the way they handle BETNAIJA'S Slip, Relationships would be better.
— Taye On Da Beat (@TayeOlusola) November 28, 2017
The reports of Nigerians, Africans being sold into slavery in Libya is nothing but ‘disturbing’. We are supposed to be passed this, no matter the intentions of the migrants.
7. Paul Coelho
This is just right.
Revenge is not always the right way to get justice.
Someday, we’ll forget the hurt, the reason we cried and who caused us pain..
And we'lll finally realize that the secret of being free is not revenge, but letting things unfold in their own way and own time.
— Paulo Coelho ☮️ (@paulocoelho) November 27, 2017
Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram