Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are even just downright ridiculous. We, we make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 Dino Melaye
Today was clearly Senator Dino Melaye’s day to make a healthy ruckus.
Yes, he wore that to plenary today to show his haters (side eye at Sahara Reporters) that ‘God pass them’. After all, out of 7 Universities, ABU says he is a graduate of their school.
He did not stop there, though. He also filed a suit.
My cyber stalling case against Sahara Reporters and SOWORE to be filled in a New York court on Friday. American Embassy to be copied.
— Senator Dino Melaye (@dino_melaye) March 28, 2017
2. Sahara Reporters’ Publisher, Sowore
Says he is ready for whatever.
Just received the news that Senator Dino Melaye will be suing us in New York on Friday. We totally welcome this… https://t.co/ejYLajipXf
— Omoyele Sowore (@YeleSowore) March 28, 2017
Odeshiii.
3. Editi Effiong
Perhaps, without meaning to, Senator Dino has given us a meme the Nigerian internet will never forget.
Talk about havinv fun
Anyone know the lyrics to that Dino song? Gotta practice for when I defeat my enemies.
— Editi Effiòng (@EditiEffiong) March 28, 2017
Me to myself, when I remembered that I entertained the thought that Dino might be a legit anti-corruption crusader pic.twitter.com/EqqONEM6bq
— The Chariots and The Horsemen (@Clarenceonyeks) March 28, 2017
That moment Bisola saw Tboss crying because Bisola won Head of House Challenge ?? #bbnaija thanks Dino for this meme pic.twitter.com/LBD65ZtxJe
— Chiazokam_O (@zhokiee) March 27, 2017
Dino. Magu. Drama upon drama, like gladiator matches to keep the people entertained, distracting them from the stark reality.
— Tunde Leye (@tundeleye) March 28, 2017
Dino is fighting the Presidency, and you believe a VC of an FG uni will commit perjury defending him…
??Nigerians are a special breed
— Kingsley (@kingysly_01) March 28, 2017
4. Dolapo Oni had a dream and couldn’t wait to share
I had a dream. It was a pleasant dream. I saw the future of the Nigerian power sector. There was light 24 hours 7 days a week. #FixPower
— Dolapo Oni (@Dolarpo) March 28, 2017
Unfortunately i woke up. Now to make that dream a reality. #FixPower
— Dolapo Oni (@Dolarpo) March 28, 2017
Is this where we sue you for breach of promise, ’cause you know this dream odikwa very very expensive.
5. Jeff Okoroafor
Jeff was musing on our president’s actions. He did not like what he discovered.
President @MBuhari government is a non-listening one.
The man also doesn't believe that government is a continuum. #RedefineNigeria
— Jeff Okoroafor (@JeffOkoroafor) March 28, 2017
How many of us remembered what @MBuhari said about IMPUNITY while he was campaigning?
See how IMPUNITY have risen beyond it's stead today.
— Jeff Okoroafor (@JeffOkoroafor) March 28, 2017
6. Tolu Ogunlesi
The SA on social media has different thoughts about the President’s actions.
Do see below
Interesting day: #ATaleOfTwoSignings pic.twitter.com/012hXRMRtX
— tolu ogunlesi (@toluogunlesi) March 28, 2017
Oga Trump, when they compare you to an African leader and he trumps you, your own don be oo.
7. Cocoice
Ex BBNaija housemate put out a tweet that got many Nigerians enraged.
Do see below:
https://twitter.com/cocoiceofficial/status/846700381933649920
COCO BARS. THEIR FADA. KILL THEM WITH CORRECT PUNCHLINE. COCO BARS https://t.co/NG19xXpp0i
— Eustache Dauger (@Punthief) March 28, 2017
Bonus:
https://twitter.com/theEvilL3ft/status/846508875624992768
That’s all, folks.
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