Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
As you go out today, please dress decently. Cover up your tattoos, cover your head if your haircut is extra. Don’t make yourself a target for the police. You know how you dress is how you will be addressed so dress properly to avoid stories that touch or better still
— Olakitan (@KitanBelles) April 15, 2019
If you walk into a room and leave the person coughing because of your cologne, you are wearing far too much of it. Plis dear.
— Ozzy Etomi (@ozzyetomi) April 15, 2019
“You want a whore, buy one. You want a Queen, earn her”, is such a dubious statement.
There is nothing empowering about a statement employing slut-shaming, using slavery innuendos and eliciting internalized misogyny in order to make its point.
— Zi (@Ziziian) April 15, 2019
You shall not be a victim of the bullets of uniformed and un-uniformed men this week.🙏🏻
— Frank Donga™ (@frankdonga_) April 15, 2019
Omotola is internationally more recognised than our deadbeat president. She’s ACTUALLY recognised for her WORKS. Not for hospital records and filling up seats at conferences..
— Viserion (@noname_man_) April 15, 2019