Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Its Christmas Day and while Christian Faithfuls all over the world woke up to commemorate the birth of Christ amid the annual holiday, Twitter NG caught fire with the story of a wig seller Teni dragged for refusing to pay N150,000 she borrowed from a certain Edwin since June.
So I'm going to make a little thread about your popular WCW who has been owing my friend 50k since June, promised to pay back and till now nothing. But bitch has been posting peng pictures of her in different locations spending money…
— Hot Kek (@ElegantChic_) December 25, 2018
We made it a point of duty to get our list for today from the reactions. Enjoy!
1. Lami Dance
Teni is trending number one.
Edwin is number two.
Christmas is right below 💀
Nigerians are somehow.
— Nobody (@lamidance_) December 25, 2018
You can say that again. Our somehowness is just somehow.
The worst time to be dragged is on a public holiday. Imagine being the subject of attention of well fed Nigerians with absolutely nothing to do.
— Sensei-tional (@GirlishLava) December 25, 2018
3. Mike Rezzy
This whole Teni & Edwin drama is the reason I don’t like borrowing people money let alone a girl 🧐
If na your fellow guy now Na to meet up for street and square up, e must pay by fire by force. Now it’s a woman now everyone is now speaking English 🤦♂️
— MIKE (@mikerezzy) December 25, 2018
Egbami ke! Uncle? Its not this deep.
Teni is just like APC.
Edwin is just like PDP
She does acts fake as good and as perfect as the Ruling Party does while papers all have it they've performed more than the PDPs.
Ask Edwin just as you should ask Nigerians, you'll know that Teni & APC are all SCAMMERS.
— Adebayo 🔴 (@Tzadebayo) December 25, 2018
5. Mz Kois
Wow!! this is a Christmas to remember
Plenty gist on the TL
All trending on Bros J birthday
We die here pic.twitter.com/gNdMAaG8pH
— koko💕💕 (@Mz_kois) December 25, 2018
6. Arihi Alfred
Trust me, if u want to lose a friend, lend him money
— Arihi Alfred (@derfla_c) December 25, 2018
7. Ola Bassey
Edwin:give me back my money now!!
Teni:are u not seeing my butt pic.twitter.com/njIZZhNBnf
— David Adikom (@adikomcdavid) December 25, 2018
8. Mr. Nwosu
Moral of the Teni and Edwin story.
If she ain't your real G, your GF or sister, do not LEND to her.
If a chic you're crushing on but she ain't down with you on the real (We ain't talking sex here Biko) asks you for a loan.
Call your Mummy, ask for her AZA and send to her. pic.twitter.com/NLCXXn9QtE
— Mr Nwosu (@_Nwosu_) December 25, 2018