Today’s Noisemakers: Hadiza Bala Usman, Demola Olarewaju, @Snikoggs and others

Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

 

 

1 Hadiza Bala Usman vs The Breaking Post NG

In keeping with their name, the Breaking Post NG released an ‘EXCLUSIVE’ story which claimed that the Managing Director of the Nigerian Ports Authority,  Hadiza Usman and governor of Kaduna state, El Rufai had engaged in bribery.

 

The NPA MD took it in stride and fired back with this information

Breaking Post went on bended knees:

This gave Twitter NG the opportunity to voice their disaffection, once more, with Fake news and their purveyors:

https://twitter.com/jag_bros/status/844838094696202240

https://twitter.com/jag_bros/status/844825030630375426

We watch and wait.

PS:

 

2. Demola Olarewaju

Another political office holder who’s run off to the courts for protection is Babachir Lawal of grass cutting/IDP infamy.

You may recall that he was fingered for sweeping into his private coffers monies meant for IDP relief. Well, the Senate invited him for a chat and guess what?  He won’t be available.

Demola Olarewaju rants about it:

https://twitter.com/femiTRIPP/status/844841548361621504

Let’s see how this plays out.

 

3. @4eyedmonk vs Oddy4real

When a sub doesn’t quite hit its mark.

These two went toe to toe over some politicians’ certificate matters.

 

4. Victor Asemota

Entrepreneur and founder of Swifta Systems, Victor engaged techies on Twitter on the following:

Listen and learn.

 

5. @PRINCE_VII has a different headache- the treatment Nigerians give to homegrown R&B artistes. Do see below:

https://twitter.com/PRINCE_VIII/status/844885849724669952

https://twitter.com/PRINCE_VIII/status/844886352328101888

https://twitter.com/PRINCE_VIII/status/844886565205786626

https://twitter.com/PRINCE_VIII/status/844886951807340544

We will get there, some time or never.

 

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6. @Snikoggs

 

After being outed as a comic tweet thief, @Snikoggs tried his hand at crafting his own jokes today. Here’s what he came up with:

Nigerians came for him in droves:

How the mighty are what? FALLEN.

 

 

7. Minna Salami

We reported the terrorist incident which took place in London yesterday. Minna Salami has a few words for London residents:

https://twitter.com/MsAfropolitan/status/844899009491865600

https://twitter.com/MsAfropolitan/status/844899771227799553

https://twitter.com/MsAfropolitan/status/844901232686829568

 

7. Kelechi Okafor

Kelechi’s grouse is with black men who reckon that just because they enjoy seeing black women in porn movies, they therefore have no issues with preferences.

Do see below:

Bonus

If you didn’t know, know it now: Twitter Nigeria is mad. Just take a look at this below:

https://twitter.com/MakiSpoke/status/844828285380902912

https://twitter.com/MakiSpoke/status/844828285380902912

Y’all watch yourselves on these streets.

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