Today’s Noisemakers: Imoh Umoren, Sam Hart, Esther Agbarakwe and others

Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1 Imoh Umoren

The Film Director and Producer of The Happyness Limited and Children of Mud credits the success of girl child education to…wait for it

Is he correct?


2. Cheta Nwanze

Political commentator, Mr Nwanze believes the best way forward is stopping running to the Federal Government for more breast milk, thereby forcing them to fend for themselves.

But hasn’t the Constitution set up the Federal Government to be the giver and states, the beggars?

Reactions from Twitter show that restructuring has to be n the table for Cheta’s recommendation to get off the ground.

See below:

3. Donald Trump

While President Trump is occupying himself with Colin Kaepernick and the Black struggle for equality in the NFL, Twitter news reports have it that the President told a grieving officer’s wife that her dead husband “knew what he signed up for”.

Twitter has rallied support for the widow through this gofundme campaign.

President Trump will have us believe it’s fake news. But you can’t blame people for taking the Congresswoman’s word over Trump’s. His history of chucking diplomacy or even condolence in favour of money works against him

4. Sam Hart

Media aide to Gov Ikpeazu of Anambra states is enjoying an “in your face, binches” moment concerning this matter of Army immunization.

Recall that when the Army embarked on what was probably meant to be a PR face-saving mission, rumours that they were injecting students with monkeypox cut that short very quickly. At the time, Political commentator Kayode Ogundamisi and others were quick to criticise the South East for wanton foolishness.

5. Mike Asuquo

Whose sub is this?

6. Tony

This tweep fires shots at Buhari’s administration over the Ogoni clean up. Obviously ticked by his tweets, Esther Agbarakwe tries a defence of what are you doing about it, yourself. Which as defenses go, does not exactly inspire confidence.

7. Esther Agbarakwe and TwitterNG face off.

8. Dr Dipo

When it comes to politicians, listen to what Dr Dipo says:

9. Adesua

Mrs Banky W has a life hack fo y’all.


Not today’s noisemaker but oh so valid.

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