Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
- Akin Oyebode
CP Edgal says you people planning to have sex in your cars can still go to jail. Don’t listen to Uncle Yomi o! Be guided 🙂
— Akin Oyebode (@AO1379) December 12, 2018
Uncle Oyebode. Tell them o. Those who have ears…….?
2. Juliet Kego
A lot of people branded "witches"/"wizards" may simply just have powers/gifts of CREATIVITY/PSYCHICS/MAGIC/HYPNOSIS/TELEKINESIS and TELEPATHY
Poverty is a beast. Ignorance is a curse. Lack of curiosity & superstitions are darkness. Fear of exploring new frontiers of knowledge…
— Juliet 'Kego #JusticeForOchanya (@julietkego) December 12, 2018
The people whose voices are loud when you’re struggling, and quiet when you’re prospering – those people don’t count.
Focus on the love.
— Simi (@SympLySimi) December 12, 2018
4. Sam Adeyemi
1. Dear candidate for the 2019 elections in Nigeria. Aristotle described courage as the first virtue, because it makes other virtues possible. Do you have the courage to imagine a developed Nigeria, to do what is right and to work to make it reality? #democracy #courage
— Sam Adeyemi (@sam_adeyemi) December 12, 2018
5. Samuel Aboyeji Jnr
The difference between perception and reality is data.
— Samuel ‘E’ Aboyeji Jnr (@iaboyeji) December 12, 2018
Sadly, too many people rely on assumptions.
6. Dipo Awojide
Homosexuality is banned in Nigeria but adult male in their 50s, 60s and 70s can conveniently marry and be inserting their manhood into 10 and 11 year old girls, and still walk free. What does anyone find sexually attractive about 10, 11 or even 12 year old girls?
— Dr. Dípò | The Career? (@OgbeniDipo) December 12, 2018
On the last line……
It’s still a mystery that our laws have not been able to address this under-age thing.
Temidayo Taiwo-Sidiq is a Journalist, Political Analyst and Satirist with major interest in Nigerian Politics, Governance and Sports.