Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Lateef Lawal
— [Lawal Lateef D] (@Latchenko) July 12, 2018
You people play too much in Nigeria. If ‘these people’ come now…
They won’t hear this now.
Having people who are willing to assist you anytime you call on them is priceless but don't abuse such privilege. pic.twitter.com/poaJndswU4
— 🇳🇬🇬🇧 (@StesGideon) July 13, 2018
“Men are scums and cheats”.
Grab a seat & join our class. Here is your syllabus:
CHAPTER 1- How identify a scum and trash it immediately.
CHAPTER 2- How to appreciate people who have good intentions.
CHAPTER 3- Peace when Karma comes back home.
We start when you have sense.
— Dr Savage 🇳🇬 (@SurhSays) July 13, 2018
4. Dr Etin-Osa
It's been 6 days Mrs @HMKemiAdeosun was accused of fraudulently acquiring her exemption certificate from the NYSC & also being a subject of blackmail on account of that fraud.
She is yet to respond to these allegations.
Nigerians deserve better from their Leaders!
— Dr Etin-osa Imagbenikaro (@etinmagbe) July 13, 2018
Exactly what we’ve been saying:
As the controversy over Adeosun's NYSC exemption certificate rages on, silence from the actors is all we've seen,
Are we going to see a repeat of the Babachir Lawal case or the government would rise up to the occasion and do the needful?
We keep our fingers crossed. pic.twitter.com/4cVNOZGLxN
— Y! Online #WorldCup (@YNaija) July 11, 2018
Hard guy, not 2face https://t.co/TUxiQpgMec
— O N O M E🇳🇬 (@NomzyTwits) July 13, 2018
Tell him. Some people should just separate ‘common’ from ‘sense’ and go with the former.
6. Kehinde Bankole
7. May Breed
See wickedness oo.
If your babe offends you or makes you get mad at her, the one you know you might end up marrying oo.. don't do anything oo..
Just wait till you guys wedding day and be late intentionally, don't forget to switch off your phone too, that's enuff torture for her #RelationshipTips
— M A Y B R E E D (@maybreed09) July 13, 2018
You want her to faint?