Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Yorùbá movies need to dead this notion that being a career wife means you’d neglect your family and then it justifies your husband bringing another woman into your home. Trash
— A. (@ronkizzle93) June 11, 2019
Drag these mfs.
So we’re reducing JAMB cut-off mark to 160/400? Are we reducing the syllabus too or we want to leave it as a decoration? Instead of fixing a leaking roof, we are putting a bigger bowl to collect more raindrops of failure. Let’s #FixEducation 👨🏽🎓📚💰
— Frank Donga™ (@frankdonga_) June 11, 2019
PREACH PASTOR FRANK
Guys… Sunscreen is being examined as a possible cause of skin cancer.
— Max ‘Odogwu’ M. (@MakiSpoke) June 11, 2019
You say what??
Renaming the National Stadium Abuja after Chief MKO Abiola is a great honour and commendable.Abiola was a pillar of sports,he deserves it.This should also be an opportunity to renovate and refurbish the arena for so long in decrepit state.
— Senator Shehu Sani (@ShehuSani) June 12, 2019
Ugh, I love Berlin.
Please if you’re watching Money Heist and you’re not listening to the original Spanish audio with English subs, you’re missing out on a lot of quality.
— Tolúlọpẹ́ (@tolusaba) June 12, 2019
Someone would think you are actually in Berlin. Smh.