Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Yul Edochie

They say there's no love in Nollywood.
I laugh.
Brethren there's no love anywhere, not only in Nollywood.
The world is tough, it's a jungle out here.
My advice: Don't wait for anyone to love you, love yourself, help yourself.
Work hard, pray & do what's right in the sight of God

— Yul Edochie (@YulEdochie) December 13, 2018

Fact.

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2. Azagom Onyechi

Asuu go still call off strike but major question is what are you doing with this free time???

— Azagom Onyechi (@lifeofazagom) December 13, 2018

Calling off the strike is important, but the question here is somehow importanter.

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3. Justin Brai

All you public university students that always abuse and insult us that went or are going to private universities..
You see why our parents would rather send us to "the glorified secondary schools " and not public universities..#EndAsuuStrike

— J.K.Brai (@iam_JustinBrai) December 13, 2018

Uncle….let someone hear word jor!  But its true sha o

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4. Naija Class Captain

Am I the only one who's not feeling the Christmas yet?

— #EndAsuuStrike (@NaijaClassCapt) December 13, 2018

Are you for real? What of the dust? LOL.

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5. Genevieve

You told her that you don't like makeup, that you like her natural, but yet you give another lady out there money to buy her makeup things?.. Bro fear God ooo?

— Genevieve?? (@cuteposhmom) December 13, 2018

LOL… Na real fear God.