Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Between Omojuwa and… John Networq

Africans sell Africans and African leaders are silent about it. I miss Mugabe Abeg

— Oshomah #SeeFiNiSH OUTNOW ! (@JohnNetworQ) November 29, 2017

Mugabe of which country? Definitely not Zimbabwe's. The fact that the Libyan slavery story is more graphic doesn't take away anything awat from Mugabean slavery. https://t.co/s5aYR3dL18

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) November 29, 2017

If it's true Mugabe's reforms returned lands to blacks in his country and fo that he was heavily sanctioned and suppressed economically, we shld applaud that abt him. He'd have said something strong abt this slavery in Libya if he was still here https://t.co/fGE4X2LaT8

— Oshomah #SeeFiNiSH OUTNOW ! (@JohnNetworQ) November 29, 2017

If you read well enough, you'd hear about the good things Adolf Hitler did. It is better not to cite examples instead of citing Mugabe as one. Ask Zimbabweans or visit. Nicht Mugabe. https://t.co/PXTOIqJdki

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) November 29, 2017

2. Folarin

Awwww…

So I have to walk my baby sister down the aisle today…

Nothing tops the pride I feel in my heart…

My Mother and I raised an amazing, resilient, beautiful woman.

?????❤? pic.twitter.com/cSPivgCOTZ

— Folu (@FoluShaw) November 29, 2017

Then this…

Ever been to a wedding without a reception?

Haha…My sister did that.

Come to the church and go home.

??????

— Folu (@FoluShaw) November 29, 2017

Wait oo, if you know this one before u go still attend?

3. Elnathan John

Rape is a serious issue and we need to address it.

https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/935825639436902405

This reply though… what is he saying?

A man's character is formed when he is a boy. Who moulds this character? His father? Not likely. Kids spend 60% of their time with their mothers. School takes 35% Fathers manage 5%. Mothers need to raise their boys well.

— Chima Nwankwo (@Chimsky1) November 29, 2017

https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/935830827937746946

4. Banky W

On the occasion of his honeymoon in South Africa with his wife Adesua Etomi, the singer visited the legendary Nelson Mandela’s house and…

5. Favour Onyeoziri

Still on the matter…

Blame these immigrants all you want, but the hope of a better future will always be more appealing than the hopelessness of the present. Nigerian Leaders have failed us. If this Economy doesn't improve, people will continue to look for a way to escape; even if it means Libya

— FAVOUR ONYEOZIRI (GCFR) (@Rouvafe) November 29, 2017