Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
I don’t know why men on twitter hate generalization. I talk about Nigerian women all the time, I don’t see them crying in my mentions, do better kings lmaoooo
— Upcoming Rich Man ✨ (@makingcheddah) April 16, 2019
Electricity supply in Nigeria is a joke, a cruel cynical joke.
In Lagos and Abuja, there’s pretense at some semblance of electricity supply, outside those two cities – anything you see, you get.
This nation is dying. In short, it is dead.
— Onye Nkuzi (@cchukudebelu) April 16, 2019
Electricity supply in Nigeria is a joke, a cruel cynical joke.
In Lagos and Abuja, there’s pretense at some semblance of electricity supply, outside those two cities – anything you see, you get.
This nation is dying. In short, it is dead.
— Onye Nkuzi (@cchukudebelu) April 16, 2019
Last night, as I went to get noodles, I saw a snake.
Ideally, I ran towards it and smashed it with my footwear. Damn! I was proud, I felt myself.
apparently, I froze, mumbling “fuck” until it slithered away and I was shook till I slept off.
Fam, I hate snakes.
— Chibunna m. (@the_chukwuebuka) April 16, 2019
If Garri can sell more than Sharwama without any advert, then you can get a good man without dressing half ?naked.
— AJ ?- Savage? (@Ajiibola) April 16, 2019
#300 bus from mile2 to cms. Bus spoilt at cocker. we asked conductor for refund calmly, baba said he no go give anybody shishi.. omo in less than 20mins passengers gathered the baba, beat hell out of him, collected the money and shared it. Lagos people are always angry ?? pic.twitter.com/d1pi5f7sds
— NWANERIAKU ? (@Dasucre) April 16, 2019
I can’t remember the exact year, but it was around the Y2K buzz; during harvest and bazaar at St Thomas Aquinas Okokomaiko, the chairman of the occasion pledged to open an email for the Church on www. yahoo .com and the entire congregation erupted in jubilation.
— Retired Jaguda (@manmustwack) April 16, 2019
I can’t remember the exact year, but it was around the Y2K buzz; during harvest and bazaar at St Thomas Aquinas Okokomaiko, the chairman of the occasion pledged to open an email for the Church on www. yahoo .com and the entire congregation erupted in jubilation.
— Retired Jaguda (@manmustwack) April 16, 2019
If Nigeria is as heavenly as some of the reactions to Omotola’s tweet suggest, who are the people running to Canada? Why is everyone, from office holders to anyone who can save up for a ticket working to have an American child? Can we at least even face our truths?
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) April 16, 2019
It is very unsightly and sad to watch history burn. It boggles my mind how citizens of Benin, enigies, emuadas, uzamas, artists, artisans, priests, priestess, queens, princes, princesses,citizens and Oba felt when the British army burnt down the centuries old Benin Palace in 1897
— victor ehikhamenor (@victorsozaboy) April 16, 2019
When Bernard Dayo isn’t writing about pop culture, he’s watching horror movies and reading comics and trying to pretend his addiction to Netflix isn’t a serious condition.
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