Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Omojuwa

You called an entire race “sophisticated morons,” yet claim some ascribed ethnic hatred to you. Are you apologizing or blaming others for your bigotry? “The offensive comment did not come out the way I intended it.” Lol. Yeye ?? pic.twitter.com/vAf0xHFfGg

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) June 13, 2018

E ma da lohun jare (Don’t mind him).

Anyway, maybe we should… *lost my voice*

2. Wale Ozolua

There are too many “bull-shit songs” on this table Wale is talking about.

"Only real music is gonna last. All the other bull-shit is here today and gone tomorrow."

— Wale Ozolua (@WaleOzolua) June 13, 2018

3. Mister Praise

I saw a short Pastor today

I told him o ye of Little faith. pic.twitter.com/0pn8F1K3I0

— JUDAH ? (@Mister_Praise) June 13, 2018

Lol! Let God catch you.

4. Isaac

Keep hustling until you become so rich that you can walk into any restaurant in the world and eat, without looking at the price list.

— Mr Isaac (@smatteIsaac) June 13, 2018

…Hustling legally though – don’t ever forget that.

5. Ugly naked guy

Just spoke to Mikel right now, the team is ready to lift the trophy. He even promised a cup, but I don't know which cup yet.

— Ugℓу Nαke∂ Gυу (@t_riumphant) June 13, 2018

Big head!

6. Ceejay

After African fathers finish advising their child… Mothers will now round up by saying.. You av heard all your father said…. Me i DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY.. then proceed to say ALL I WANT TO SAY IS THAT……

I thought u just said…….. pic.twitter.com/tfxBJ3qdDx

— ?? THIN TALL CEEJAY ?? (@ceejayonlyne) June 13, 2018

Well… that is one reason we cannot but love them.

7. Pius Adesanmi

I love Naija political elite & how they deal with themselves sha. I enjoy their intra-class fratricide a lot. Now that d Exec is basking in June 12 glory, Saraki has gained a little respite. If June 12 awuyewuye wanes & Saraki regains his voice, another Offa robber will confess.

— Pius Adesanmi (@pius_adesanmi) June 13, 2018