Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Nigerians: So Maria Okan of Beat FM is pregnant for Olamide.dis is Wonderful!!!!
Wonderful : pic.twitter.com/hPYkV4rXQF
— Mayor of Abuja (@TravizTall) July 3, 2019
Lol. How exactly did you come to the conclusion that Olamide is the father of Maria Okan’s unborn child abeg??? Why ona dey like put mouth for wetin no concern you??
— Jade Sola (@fakeaccentjade) July 3, 2019
From rape to assault. This week, we’ve been reminded of how people of position abuse their powers on Nigerian women’s bodies.
On the other hand, when we think we‘re progressing on eliminating GBV & its enablers, we’re also reminded of the decay that is the Nigeria Police Force!
— Oluwaseun Ayodeji Osowobi (@AyodejiOsowobi) July 2, 2019
I’ve noticed news outlets keep emphasizing that the Senator slapped a nursing mother, same way most people use Busola being a married woman (to a gospel singer no less) to negotiate her credibility. We don’t need qualifiers or perfect victims before we stand up for whats right.
— Ozzy Etomi (@ozzyetomi) July 3, 2019
You’re mad. You’re mad. You’re mad! Enough of this! Once again, you’re mad! The photos and poem was posted on instagram and everyone and their mother carried it but it’s on Linda? You’re mad! Oponu! You’re mad! Ode. You’re mad! Illiterate. You’re mad! GTFOH
— Linda Ikeji (@lindaikeji) July 3, 2019
Why did you out someone? You are still a witch.
A quick snap before I get on set for my next feature film. No Sweat ? pic.twitter.com/rWEVmoBIoh
— Teddy-A (@BadmanTeddyA) July 3, 2019
When Bernard Dayo isn’t writing about pop culture, he’s watching horror movies and reading comics and trying to pretend his addiction to Netflix isn’t a serious condition.