Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
When a husband dies is when you realize people dont consider wives to be a husband’s “family”.
— Ozzy Etomi (@ozzyetomi) June 17, 2019
Wicked people, I tell you.
Dear Nigerian professional, lead with a professional introduction.
“Hello Ms Chioma, I am Benson whatever from Alpha Consulting”
“Hello and welcome to Ezekwesili paper makers, how can I help you?”
Learn a thing or two and quit with the Chioma hot takes. https://t.co/yHnIBezlij
— Sandra Ezekwesili (@SEzekwesili) June 17, 2019
Is your own take hot or cold?
Nobody needs to control anybody . Nobody needs to be the head of the home. The home belongs to both the man and the woman.
What’s this obsession with being the head and a need to control/be controlled ? https://t.co/OPmOzHYVud
— ebele. (@ebelee_) June 17, 2019
IELTS will always be needed in this country https://t.co/1Me6lACNEv
— Big Fish Gee (@GbemmyG) June 17, 2019
Drag his soul to hell, sis.
— Prof Yemi Osinbajo (@ProfOsinbajo) June 17, 2019
Weird flex but OK.