Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are even just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1 Pastor Sam Adeyemi

Happy New Month, guys. It’s the first day of the 8th month of the year and it’s most appropriate to begin with spirishual blessings. Over to you, pastor.

Happy New Month. You will experience rest on every side & favourable things will happen to you this month. It will be New Beginnings for you

— Sam Adeyemi (@sam_adeyemi) August 1, 2017

2. Nathaniel Bassey

You can never have too much of a good thing, at least not where blessings are concerned. So just imagine that our favourite psalmist and music minister is singing these lyrics to you.

This AUGUST “May you experience the love of Christ, though it is too great to understand fully…."
Eph 3:19 NLT.

— Nathaniel Bassey (@nathanielblow) August 1, 2017

Blown away, yea.  Speaking for myself? Sufficiently.

3. Japheth Omojuwa

But we cannot end it there. There’s got to be an entrepreneur’s perspective too. Here’s Omojuwa’s art of the deal:

Dear August, this is the deal; you will be my best month ever to date! Thank you.

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) July 31, 2017

Deal. Now we may proceed.

4. Olamide

The Badoo boys have not stopped terrorising the land. Thankfully, though, the Lagos police are resolved to put an end to the madness. It is this resolve that brought about Olamide’s realisation- and Andy’s quip:

5. Ella

Yes, Nigeria is messed up and there’s so much going on you feel you might break under the strain. Pele. Please spare a thought for the less fortunate. This is Ella’s plea.

https://twitter.com/EllaBandzzzz/status/892191186231980032

May your days be bright, hun.

6. Victor Asemota

The tech whiz himself and visionary entrepreneur cast some good news:

In the last few days, 3 of 6 African startups who attended The Google Launchpad Accelerator have announced raises/grants of about $21m

— Victor Asemota (@asemota) August 1, 2017

Wonderful.

7. Tunde Aluko

So Mr Aluko got himself into a bit of a pickle when he told the world that Cartoon Network is doing evull things. Not a people to let things slide like that, Nigerians set him straight.

And the memes kept coming:

Cartoon Network Africa content manager right now pic.twitter.com/EpeGaDd2eC

— O O (@otoiks) August 1, 2017

So its this God fearing family that somebody wanted to spoil their name? Is it good? pic.twitter.com/NRTUkF9fR1

— Princess Pepisko Pepeye (@MissIgho) August 1, 2017

Dad: Iya jr, look at this photo, it's from cartoon network
Iya Jr: Ha! Junior, you're banned from watching cartoons.
Junior: pic.twitter.com/GcCht3KkVF

— T. Rankïn' ∆ (@AfroVII) August 1, 2017

Chai. We think Sam Hart’s tweet wraps it up nicely.

Danger in telling a lie is that you will need to tell additional lies to defend the 1st lie & there's no telling how deep a hole you'll dig.

— Sam Hart (@hartng) August 1, 2017

8. BBOG

Did you know it’s over 1000 days since the Chibok girls were captured? The advocacy group is still standing for them today:

'Where are our 113 #ChibokGirls?'

1 August 2017

Today is Day 1205 since the abduction of our 276 #ChibokGirls… https://t.co/6VKSkJekUa

— #BringBackOurGirls (@BBOG_Nigeria) August 1, 2017

still standing for our #chibokgirls pic.twitter.com/1tUkhytMn0

— cote ? (@ChiEzekwesili) August 1, 2017

Wow.

9. Ben Bruce

The common sense Senator always likes for us to glean from his wealth of wisdom with his consistent commentary on the state of the nation. Thing is, he really steps into it more often than not. And Nigerians are not built to turn a blind eye.

700 Nigerian doctors relocate abroad annually because we prefer spending $1 billion on medical tourism than spending it on our health sector

— Ben Murray-Bruce (@benmurraybruce) August 1, 2017

Reactions:

Sir you are perpetually critical of the system but I'll rather you tell us how you are working with your colleagues to change the tide

— K.dIsco (@Inglewood237) August 1, 2017

Loool look we got here Senator Bruce ☝ Have you given feedback to your constituency since you assumed office? Projects? pic.twitter.com/5p4KHBgFj4

— Passionate ?? (@OurVoiceNG) August 1, 2017

Twitter users are not the lawmakers sir!!! You are there for reviews and amendments not to trade blame on here

— Debonair CEC (@CecDebonair) August 1, 2017

As a doc, I can emphatically say the figure is more than 700. I hope to leave soon .

— mubaraq (@hayphyzer) August 1, 2017

https://twitter.com/afalli/status/892477635678404608

Hmmm.

10. Kanu Nwankwo

It’s Kanu’s birthday today. Hoorah.

Happy Birthday to Nigeria legend @papilokanu!

Champions League, Olympic gold, Premier League – what was the best achievement of his career? pic.twitter.com/0HJk9fkUTN

— CNN Football (@CNNFC) August 1, 2017

Happy birthday, sir.

Have a great month, everyone.