We are now in 2019 and the Nigerian internet hasn’t lost a beat, still roiling in its unmistakable identity. From bants, jokes, opinions and commentary on our cultural and political landscape, or just saying something outrightly dumb, the internet is full of people keeping our interest piqued. And we make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Guys this is 2019. This needs to end. We all working, we can all shine. Harmless fun, but doing this allll the time be like there’s only room for one or two women to prosper when there’s space for all of us. You can listen to all this amazing music at the same gaddem time? https://t.co/ZczAvsdoPN
— Simi (@SympLySimi) January 2, 2019
Why would you even pit Teni against Simi?!? Tell them, sis.
If the minimum wage can’t be increased, then the maximum wage must be reduced. We can’t say we dont have enough money to pay Nigerian workers ₦30k a month whereas President @MBuhari receives a hardship allowance of ₦1.8 million separate from his salary #RenosDarts
— Reno Omokri (@renoomokri) January 2, 2019
For once Mr. Omokri, you have made sense.
“Except the President made a vow to impoverish Nigerians, it is hard to see how he could have fulfilled his promises with such pervasive poverty and hunger in the land.”-@Atiku speaking on @MBuhari’s claims that he has fulfilled his campaign promises #LetsGetNigeriaWorkingAgain
— Ben Murray-Bruce (@benmurraybruce) January 2, 2019
LOL, we will see how Atiku performs if elected.
You’re not anyone’s first choice. You’re not anyones favorite. People may tell you you mean alot to them and that you’re special to them but just know there’s someone they will always choose over you.
— Fine Girl? (@PattyAmaka) January 2, 2019
This, I felt this.
Is Sanwo-olu the Antichrist? ?
— Fu’ad. (@FuadXIV) January 2, 2019
You didn’t know???? That’s why his posters are everywhere.
Detty December is over.. you’re on your way back to London heathrow on virgin Atlantic flight VS652.. you’ve boarded and settled in for a smooth trip.. Time for the in-flight safety video, lo and behold, who is the narrator telling you where emergency exits are ?
— Captain Charisma (@D_iiW) January 2, 2019
I told you he is everywhere.
When Bernard Dayo isn’t writing about pop culture, he’s watching horror movies and reading comics and trying to pretend his addiction to Netflix isn’t a serious condition.