Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are even just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

 

1 Snoop Dogg

The rapper released a new video that had a clown in it dressed as President Trump. He is not the only clown in the video “Lavender” (Nightfall Remix) ft. Kaytranada & Snoop Dogg dropped, as Snoop featured more than one. But Donald’s clown has stirred controversy as Snoop actually shot him.

Snoop told CNN that he is trying to fill in a void.

Ah. Men I love Snoop Dogg, butttt, naa. This is extreme. pic.twitter.com/U3b5drmsZx

— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) March 15, 2017

2. Donald Trump

As you can possibly imagine, The Donald is livid about this. See what he tweeted below:

Can you imagine what the outcry would be if @SnoopDogg, failing career and all, had aimed and fired the gun at President Obama? Jail time!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 15, 2017

 

3. Chidi Odinkalu

Ibrahim Magu, whom the President nominated to head the anti-graft agency, EFCC was in a confirmation hearing by the Senate on Wednesday, rejected a second time. Apparently, Magu failed to pass something called ‘the integrity test’. We learnt six bizarre things and wonder if the Senate lied to Nigerians.

Do see below:

#SSS reaffirms its earlier kiss of death for the nominee to head @officialEFCC pic.twitter.com/bY6hJMc3p3

— Chidi Odinkalu (@ChidiOdinkalu) March 15, 2017

….and here's the original report from the #SSS on the Magu nomination. pic.twitter.com/AWelYAlznw

— Chidi Odinkalu (@ChidiOdinkalu) March 15, 2017

Reactions:

I am wondering when the DSS – whom we all know and love – became the final arbiter of truth on Magu. This same DSS? Or is there another?

— The Runner (@je_mc2) March 15, 2017

He's 4 PMB"@lamiebony: Please is Magu the only person qualified to head the EFCC in Nigeria?? I don't understand this going back and forth."

— chuks akude (@AkudeChuks) March 15, 2017

The man heading the DSS was appointed by the same President that nominated Magu twice after the first rejection. What 're we missing?

— The Refugee (@Jirgispeaks) March 15, 2017

Magu: "@DinoMelaye is my friend. We were fighting corruption together until he came to @NGRSenate and abandoned us." ???

— tolu ogunlesi (@toluogunlesi) March 15, 2017

4.  Aminu Gamawa

Is the problem really the Senate, Magu or Buhari?

Is Buhari’s house imploding? Dr Aminu seems to think so.

Buhari's main problem is not the opposition. It's lack of unity and unhealthy rivalry in the Presidency. He needs to put his house in order.

— Dr. Aminu Gamawa (@aminugamawa) March 15, 2017

Reactions

here's what he should do if he really wants Magu confirmed ? pic.twitter.com/8NgdCIEfJw

— صالح (@Salihu_Alkali) March 15, 2017

When we pointed ???out in the early day's of the @MBuhari Presidency shebi una say make we go siddon. Ngbwanu we don siddon dey look una nah https://t.co/4t5cYW6FQN

— Kayode Ogundamisi (@ogundamisi) March 15, 2017

5 Chidi Odinkalu

Audu has been in the cross hairs of the Kaduna state government for a bit, over the Southern Kaduna crisis. The Chocolate city group boss was arrested some weeks ago and released. Then re-arrested again last weekend.

Many wondered what the police & government had on him, by way of charges. Do see below:

Here's the 1st Information Report (FIR) with charges levelled against @Audu in their full majesty pic.twitter.com/NOZhMH4A6F

— Chidi Odinkalu (@ChidiOdinkalu) March 15, 2017

 

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"Through thick and thin" pic.twitter.com/Y6tSSZTrl1

— Keep that same energy (@SeanABennett) March 14, 2017

Powerful photo of a priest holding a dying soldier while bullets are fired around them. Venezuela, 1962 pic.twitter.com/kLFEYdRkxn

— History In Pictures (@HistoryInPix) March 14, 2017

Awww, my heart.

6. Oyinkasola

Children, children, @wonderwoman has a puzzle for your attention below:

Please, what is the spirit that possesses Black French men and makes all of them relax their hair? Se won fi se won ni?

— Minx (@Notwonderwomann) March 15, 2017

7. Olajumoke

Olajumoke celebrated her one year anniversary on the streets of Lagos sharing bread.

Watch:

Olajumoke, [former] bread seller turned superstar, back selling bread on the streets to mark her 'one year anniversary' ? pic.twitter.com/gkxDcMUSRX

— Y! Online #WorldCup (@YNaija) March 15, 2017

Tuddles.