Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are even just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

 

1 Babatunde Rosanwo

Kemi Olunloyo was arrested on Tuesday over her blog post on Salvation Ministries General Overseer, Pastor David Ibiyeomie. Twitter NG has been strangely silent about her release.

Babatunde has a few words to say about the matter.

Kemi Olunloyo in PH Prison for blog posting https://t.co/WNyLi0sI7U

— Rosanwo (@rosanwo) March 17, 2017

If Kemi Olunloyo posted a complaint letter about a pastor from a church member, the pastor should sue her, this is a civil case.

— Rosanwo (@rosanwo) March 17, 2017

When our hero was signing this balderdash into law, they assumed power for ever. Now in opposition, I wait to see how it affect them.

— Rosanwo (@rosanwo) March 17, 2017

With a government opposed to any form of criticism, they cyber crime law is a good tool for shutting down voices.

— Rosanwo (@rosanwo) March 17, 2017

it should read 'for malicious blog posting' please.

— Jummai Yahya (@jummaiyahya1) March 17, 2017

 

2. Chris Ogunlowo

Writer and entrepreneur made an interesting discovery:

I just discovered there's a marketing demography called HENRYs – High Earners Not Rich Yet. Social class labels are weird!

— Chris Ogunlowo (@chrisogunlowo) March 17, 2017

We learn everyday.

 

3. @UgoTalksAlot

The blogger simply could not hold back his disappointment with the Nigerian system.

"Incapacitating people and making them see you as a capable God" is a viable political business in Nigeria https://t.co/FiLfYkvM7W

— Eze. Frank (@_SMART_ONE) March 17, 2017

You are right. Very viable enterprise. Assures you of good will forever. They can’t say you did not do anything for them, either.

 

4 Akin Akintayo

So it appears we have a Femi Adesina impersonator. No wonder. That explains it: all those batty tweets and FB posts and TV broadcasts, it was the work of the impersonator. Was it?

Akin just wants to tear the dude up. Visit the sins of the principal on the pupil.

Someone impersonating Femi Adesina?
Bring him over for a flogging. I would take my frustration with the principal out on him. https://t.co/DHcdZGKgOU

— Akin Akíntáyọ̀ #FBPE (@forakin) March 17, 2017

Imagine the satisfaction.

 

5. Victor Asemota

Why is the Nigerian tech industry suffering? Corruption.

1. I wrote in the Guardian last week about what killed our tech growth after the 90s. It was corruption – https://t.co/pzuwKdlPer

— Victor Asemota (@asemota) March 17, 2017

2. It should have been titled "Hubris and Corruption in Tech". The main problem with African tech has always been "Hubris". We never learn

— Victor Asemota (@asemota) March 17, 2017

3. We need humility to recognise our defects and flaws before we can fix them. If we keep pretending that they don't exist, we will be dead

— Victor Asemota (@asemota) March 17, 2017

*Sigh*

 

6 Oby Ezekwesili

Co-founder of Transparency International and activist, Obiageli Ezekwesili would have the presidency know that the 3 year Anniversary of the Chibok girls capture is almost here.

How does the FG , VP @ProfOsinbajo feel that we are only 28 days to 3 years of abduction of OUR #ChibokGirls ? pic.twitter.com/Z7LQ3kq6Yx

— Oby Ezekwesili (@obyezeks) March 17, 2017

14 April 2014 when our #ChibokGirls were snatched is a “day that will live in infamy”. #CountdownTo3YEARS #BBOGpic.twitter.com/xSNApMuYVM

— Oby Ezekwesili (@obyezeks) March 17, 2017

How do @DefenceInfoNG @HQNigerianArmy feel that we are 28 days to 3 years of abduction of OUR #ChibokGirls ? pic.twitter.com/xSNApMuYVM

— Oby Ezekwesili (@obyezeks) March 17, 2017

*Deep sigh*

 

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Ass kissing should be a course in the university since it is a vital part of surviving in Nigeria.

— Ijeoma? (@Sassy_Ij) March 16, 2017

This guy should be my friend. pic.twitter.com/XyrONoTusQ

— Chris Ogunlowo (@chrisogunlowo) March 17, 2017

https://twitter.com/ThatBoiTray/status/842386769123414017

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7. Elnathan John

After Buzzfeed carried the news of the discovery of a poem President Trump referenced in his lunch on Capitol Hill to celebrate St Patrick’s Day, as written by a Nigerian banker, Albashir Adam Alhassan, Elnathan John – author of Born on a Tuesday- has come forward with information which shows the poem may not have in fact been written by said Nigerian. Do see below:

https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/842774061751197696

https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/842775275117187072

https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/842775795173146624

https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/842776242281758722

https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/842788108949241856

https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/842789389692534785

Naija wan fall hand for outside again?