Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. FalzExperience vs Wedding Party II

This is what this Twitter user thinks. What do you think?

Don’t kill me plx ??? i just had a bowl of eba

— ThaIGboYorubageh? (@Zinooma_Promise) December 20, 2017

The skit at the beginning of #thefalzexperience is funnier than the entire wedding party 2 movie

— King (@Omon_) December 20, 2017

2. Abayomi Shogunle

Just like Oby Ezekwesili has said, Shogunle has a valid point, however, the picture he used to state this point shows police intimidation, no human being should be arrested that way.

Besides, what about video shreds of evidence, pictures, not to mention all the stories that explicitly highlight police brutality?

#MyView I think reports of perceived and allegations of police highhandedness could reduce significantly in 2018 if Civil Society Organisations in Nigeria commit little resources to enlightening citizens on legally justifiable conduct during arrest and police power.
Do you agree? pic.twitter.com/V99Maq151Y

— Abayomi Shogunle (@YomiShogunle) December 20, 2017

3. Ope

Yes, don’t think he/she has something better to do. At least, support the hustle first.

Guys. Just try to show love today. That guy selling groundnut in traffic, show love to him man. Not easy.

— Ope (@optixbaba) December 21, 2017

4. King

Valid observation, valid question.

Just very soon, Nigerian artistes might start disregarding the ratings & nominations.
We need to start asking the right questions.
Who are the panels making these decisions as to who deserves an award?
How are they calculating this?

— KinG NomSo? (@ani_nomso) December 21, 2017

5. Wale Adetona

On the GTBank vs Innoson issue…

Your MCM wants people to close their accounts with GTBank and also wants all his tribesmen working there to resign. He has forgotten GT Bank and Innoson will be fine at the end of the day but his people will be jobless. He is 40 and still a fool.

— Wale Adetona (@iSlimfit) December 21, 2017

6. Egbunike

My brother, na wa oo!

I think our national motto should be: Why Have it Easy, When it Can be Difficult"

Frankly that's Nigeria for you. Fuel scarcity, ATMs not dispensing cash, transportation and other fares in high heaven…

Sigh!

— Nwachukwu Egbunike (@feathersproject) December 21, 2017

7.  Omojuwa

But, we have really have to connect the dots so the people understand.

A whole man charged for a crime but because he had no name at birth and he still doesn’t have a name, let us shame the wife instead. https://t.co/Kaovj1sYzx

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) December 21, 2017

8. Baba Folarin

That’s Nigeria and sentiments.

Nigeria's diversity is a big problem. Hijab issue came & they turned it to religious E-war, now it's the turn of Innoson vs GTB & they turned it to tribal E-war. I'm tired

— Baba Folarin (@That_IjebuBadoo) December 21, 2017

9. Josh

Okay.

https://twitter.com/Nitaa_xo/status/943198181260779521

What if the demon is having sex with another demon? I'm asking for Yoruba guys. https://t.co/Ivj7EPXyB7

— Mr Josh (@sire_liljosh) December 21, 2017