My vibrator fell out of my bag this morning in the middle of the road, while I was trying to cross…
These cars had to stop for me to run back and pick up "my penis".
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Okada men were cheering me, I felt like disappearing. ?

— NEFERTITI? (@ETUKMMA) April 15, 2021

Those who save strangers pictures cos they’re attractive, are psychopaths.

— ayo.arts ?? (@the_unusualaffs) April 15, 2021

For the sum of 20 million naira, can u walk around shoprite naked for 10 minutes?

— Baller G ♚ (@spunky_niga) April 15, 2021

Do women know that they are meant to give the man an engagement watch after receiving the ring?

— Biyi Nifemi Tudors (@thebiyitudors) April 15, 2021

Please who can teach me how to invest in crypto? I have 10k to spare. In naira oh.

— ULOMA (@ulxma) April 15, 2021

In Lagos, once you have two things to do in one day in two different places, that’s it.

That’s the whole day.

— 10X Tech Bro (@OdunEweniyi) April 15, 2021

Her boyfriend turned down 3fully paid scholarship to stay with her…..isn’t this love?

— OLA (@iam__Ella) April 15, 2021

When rihanna said "shine bright like a diamond", mbah's head took it too personal.

— Gentle Boy? (@chocolekan) April 15, 2021

How does Lai Mohammed say all those lies and nonsense with a straight face??

— McCoy Innocent (@mccoyinnocent) April 15, 2021

Once she start saying “My son is my everything “ just know the baby father has Japa

— Fairly Used Boyfriend (@SmartBoss_ng) April 15, 2021