“Why does EFCC even bother?” Check out yesterday’s top tweets

From more jabs at Angelina Jolie to the all too familiar critique of our government, check out the top tweets from yesterday.

@BillJohnsonBJM: You cannot lose through stupidity what you did not obtain through inrelligence

@PeytonsHead: Lebron passes up game winners just like Angelina Jolie passes up meals. #NoThankYou

@Sojapa: @omojuwa GEJ is heading for a crash, a showdown or downright disaster if he doesn’t stop, thinK and then acT!

@elrufai: A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but will annoy enough people to make it worthy effort – Herm Albright..piss off haters!

@OneNigerianBoy: Maybe if parents changed their lingo n told their kids dat they should create jobs n build biz after Uni we wld b better off.

@SheiFunmi: I only say “God bless you” twice to strangers. If you sneeze a third time I assume it didn’t take and you’re a demon who must be destroyed.

@BorowitzReport: Rush Limbaugh thinks no one should have sex and for years he has been leading by example. #WarOnSex

@KemiAdetiba: If accused will always be discharged and acquitted of corruption charges why does EFCC even bother???

@Joan_Rivers: Snooki didn’t know pregnancy caused morning sickness. She thought it was just part of her daily hangover.

@tejucole: Rage! In Apapa, a minor accident inspired one motorist to stab another dead. He, in turn, was immediately lynched by volunteers.

 

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