Dumbass things happen everyday on Twitter Nigeria. Taking the first position today on stupidest tweets ever is this tweet by Ayodediji, who was hurt that a lady he took out on a date turned down his offer of friendship- because in his mind a date is a contract of marriage relationship.
Anyways, before we exhaust ourselves on how foolish his thought process is, do see how the story unfolded below:
It all began with this silly tweet
Duchess Savage clapped back
The boy that cried wolf
Laughing in capital letters
Lol. these twitter boys.
— Ore ^_^ (@Missmoshiku) March 29, 2017
Receipts
Reactions
https://twitter.com/SemilooreAkoni/status/847188933859594240
Dayum girl, I hereby knight you Sir @Missmoshiku Duchess of SavageVille. @Pabloayodeji why does she have your acct No bruh? pic.twitter.com/swBtodYSKz
— Area Chairman (@OnkuOuwah) March 29, 2017
When Ayodeji gets invited for the wedding of one of the girls he has spent money on #5kBae 😈 pic.twitter.com/uKDNqsnwbY
— CHO (@Chidubem_OH) March 29, 2017
https://twitter.com/XANTAPLUS/status/847236855825260544
Pablo is a dull boy iya iya o
https://twitter.com/XANTAPLUS/status/847331809234898944
https://twitter.com/XANTAPLUS/status/847336548504752128
https://twitter.com/XANTAPLUS/status/847369729413062656
https://twitter.com/IsyNene/status/847368567888543744
https://twitter.com/datGuyKOFO/status/847371080461205509
When you think ₦3,800 can get you the pussy #5KBae pic.twitter.com/KsaXUchPew
— Bouff Daddy ™️ (@__Abdulmaleek) March 29, 2017
Lol… someone referred to the #5kbae guy as Pablo "Kosibar"
— Matt (@Mr_Martinns) March 30, 2017
Hmmm…. ☺
Ibadan badan
The #5kbae city
The #Refundbae city
The #keepthechangebae city #WehdoneSir 🙏 pic.twitter.com/3ncOUliBXO— Daure 🥋 (@captaindahood) March 30, 2017
And that's is how @Pabloayodeji roasted himself in fire he gathered for @Missmoshiku
And Wema bank getting free PR#5kBae #KeepTheChangeBae pic.twitter.com/LufR07fFy0— The Bigdot.jpeg (@the_bigdot) March 30, 2017
Good Morning to all except Ayodeji , goan collect your own good morning from the 1200 change out of the 5k#5kBae pic.twitter.com/byxc8c2wZd
— CHO (@Chidubem_OH) March 30, 2017
Take her on a date spends #3800 complain on twitter, she sends you #5000 #keepthechangebae #5kbae #OnlyinIbadan pic.twitter.com/uC9XY7tDkn
— Kay CFC 💙 (@KayUzoma_CFC) March 30, 2017
https://twitter.com/Nti_Nana/status/847373853781250048
https://twitter.com/SubDeliveryMan/status/847201853079040000
https://twitter.com/SubDeliveryMan/status/847177675219152896
Food companies got in on it too
With 3,800 you can buy a smooth Cocktail and Shawarma and still have some Change while doing Karaoke 😉 #KeepTheChangeBae #5KBae pic.twitter.com/lNbHHvKm9t
— Markhor Travel and Tours (@markhortourism) March 30, 2017
https://twitter.com/Brelunds/status/847356704983367680
It's very important to include transportation in your vex money. Even if he is flying you out. #KeepTheChangeBae #5KBae pic.twitter.com/EXiPfuU1Ng
— C-Labs (@CDashLabs) March 30, 2017
Do you know that with just 5k you can have any of these? So instead of taking her on a date, get her this😍😍😍#5kbae #keepthechange pic.twitter.com/ZmWzxphs5Z
— UrbanbySisi | RC: 2577468 (@urbanbysisi) March 30, 2017
https://twitter.com/sailorslounge/status/847367301733072896
https://twitter.com/BrandewNG/status/847371084269731841
You don't need the change to open an account with *945# today! #keepthechangebae #5kBae #Withyoualltheway
— Wema Bank (@wemabank) March 30, 2017
That account number
@CreativeTaade I'm wondering how she got his account number… this story is not complete 😆😆😆
— Louie (@Donzama) March 29, 2017
he tweeted it sometime ago asking for money
— The Fisayo Ojabodu (@FisayoOjabodu) March 30, 2017
READ ALSO: “HOW DID SHE GET HIS ACCOUNT NUMBER?” AND A FEW OTHER THOUGHTS WE HAVE ABOUT #KEEPTHECHANGEBAE
Laugh with caution
While you banter and laugh over #5kbae also laugh at yourselves as NASS is busy crippling your future and making money out if it
— 20-10-2020 (@DirectorSolomon) March 30, 2017
Final thoughts
LOL. Finally we have a cost estimate for a slice of One Chance. It's N3,800 only. pic.twitter.com/tDVZQH07ZS
— Tolu Ogunlesi, MON (@toluogunlesi) March 29, 2017
If you're going to insult people on Twitter include your account number please. You may be lucky.
— Tolu Ogunlesi, MON (@toluogunlesi) March 30, 2017
And there you have it, ladies, the best way to throw a knock out punch: Refund! Refund!Refund!
