Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today:
It was so funny today when a pastor at the market was preaching against alcoholism but using alomo bitters box to collect the offering.
— Akin 🏧 Joshua 🇳🇬🇳🇬 (@Akinjoshua2017) May 8, 2020
I always shed tears 😭 anytime I watch Yoruba movies… How can an angel of God have tribal marks on his face 😭
— Royal Ussy (@Nobodyexx) May 8, 2020
If you dated a guy for 4 years and he wants to breakup with you, ask him for a certificate to show to your next boyfriend cus that was a complete degree sis.
— MONITORING_SPIRIT (@Sonjoe_Kutuh) May 8, 2020
Is there a mechanic in this country that would actually fix your car with no breakdowns or whatever
Everything na just scam for this country
— jerzi (@Jerziiii) May 8, 2020
My Quarantine girlfriend Joined Twitter and Followed my Twitter girlfriend and they both are friends With my real life girlfriend who is my ex Girlfriend’s Sister. 😑
— Sheylex™❁ (@djsheylex) May 8, 2020
Took this girl out for the first time yesterday, paid for our meal and everything. They gave us change and she collected it put in her purse.
We got to her gate and I asked for the change, her mood went from 10-0, wasn’t having any of that, so she reluctantly gave it back…🤣
— Obi Of Onitsha🇨🇦 (@cliqik) May 8, 2020
4 years studying theatre arts only for you to end up fanning igwe in the movie💔😂
— CHIEF, THE DADDY™🦁👳 (@Chief_umar) May 8, 2020