Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today:
1.
Hard guy, hard guy but you never smoke Igbo since lockdown because it’s only in school you are a bad boy ?.
Femi Fast lane in school.
Isiah bolarinwa at home.— Pastor Ola ✨ (@Biisi96) June 12, 2020
2.
When you hear ” *No one knows tomorrow”,* don’t take it for granted.
Did you ever think a time would come when a security man will be checking the temperature of a Doctor at the bank? ???
— Olusegun Adeniyi (@Olusegunverdict) June 12, 2020
3.
Personally I’m almost mad at these mamalawo selling jazz for women to attract men. But the good thing is they are doing it to attract rich men, which is why me and you shouldn’t be too riled up.
You are not the juju target market beloved brother.
— Pastor Ola ✨ (@Biisi96) June 12, 2020
4.
Small Ps5 we ask women to buy, they’re already shouting “What are we bringing to the Table”
Buy the Ps5 we will bring the table nau
— Obong Roviel ? (@ObongRoviel) June 12, 2020
5.
According to reports, they disqualified Obaseki because the name on his NYSC certificate read “OBASEK”.
This is from the same party that convinced us 7 months ago that “Mohamed” and “Muhammadu” were the same name.
Smh
— Feral Jack Phoenix. (@Letter_to_Jack) June 12, 2020
6.
APC is using Obaseki’s NYSC certificate against him but the President doesn’t have SSCE and no one in APC bats an eyelid.
Hypo what?
— DANNY ? (@Danny_Walterr) June 12, 2020
7.
Fast and furious went from “let’s see who makes it to the finish line first” to “Now we blow bubbles And fight crimes”
— AJ | Adonai (Vol 2) (@mrmanheree) June 12, 2020
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