“Actors can’t spend the time that is needed to focus on their character because they have to make ends meet by doing other things,” Ifeanyi Dike Jr tells me matter-of-factly…
Read MoreToday, the devil had unprepared a table before me in the presence of my enemies. He set my panic in motion. I dismembered my lines of course and I wish…
Read Moreby Ifeanyi Dike Jr I was to get to my intended destination in about five minutes but long after then, I came to stop at a place that was brimming…
Read Moreby Ifeanyi Dike Jr There was my mother and sister who were on the UK Immigration Blacklist for trying desperately to smuggle in ogbono, crayfish and miscellaneous. Last week, I…
Read Moreby Ifeanyi Dike Jr Last year, she met Tuface, Mai and Banky W through me, and spontaneously began to weep as though she already readied the tears for whenever she…
Read Moreby Ifeanyi Dike Jr. The Oscar nominations this year sparked controversies and interesting debates from the get-go, such as the obvious snub of directors Katharine Bigelow ‘Zero Dark Thirty’ and…
Read Moreby Ifeanyi Dike Jr Sean is the best road trip bud. He is melodramatic and does not suffer fools in Lagos traffic; instead, he conjures up hilarious Yoruba insults and…
Read Moreby Ifeanyi Dike Jr Imagine what more I could mistakenly wear out and if I got caught, I would simply say it was unintentional and then pay for it. But…
Read Moreby Ifeanyi Dike Jr I did not even know what vulnerable meant at the time but having heard Hilda Dokubo say it in a crying scene, I knew it was…
Read Moreby Ifeanyi Dike Jr ‘I did not save your life and frankly, I think you are a pshyco. I don’t like you and I don’t like what you are…
Read Moreby Ifeanyi Dike Jr Let me tell you about Ray – he has bad breath and a face you just want to punch. Also, he is a liar, the idiot…
Read Moreby Ifeanyi Dike Jr Take this as digest - you have never known true satisfaction until you’ve told someone quite deserving off. The phrase ‘children of nowadays’ has never been…
Read Moreby Ifeanyi Dike Jr Other times, when cuteness just wasn’t enough, I would fake temporary paralysis – and it worked wonders. All my life until now, detention eluded me.…
Read Moreby Ifeanyi Dike Jr After all, the fear of Mrs Dike is the beginning of wisdom. The only truth I’ve known for sure since I got an inkling of the…
Read Moreby Ifeanyi Dike Jr I once told my primary school teacher, my house burnt down with my homework in it. When has the truth ever set anyone free? I’ll tell you…
Read Moreby Ifeanyi Dike Jr There used to be manners, where I would never catch myself exchanging words with an older person for whatever reason until Lagos driving happened to me.…
Read Moreby Ifeanyi Dike Jr Today, there was no mischief, just heroism. And it felt damn good. It is not very often that one enjoys the privilege of an interesting…
Read Moreby Ifeanyi Dike Jr God knows the number of lies I’ve told this year to employers and class reps just to keep up with my schedule. From cancer scares to…
Read Moreby Ifeanyi Dike Jr Moments later, my tongue began to itch and my face gradually reddened and swelled. The last time I felt this sick was the first time I…
Read Moreby Ifeanyi Dike Jr Why some individuals think they need to be arrogant, ruthless b***hes to move ahead in the Fashion Industry is beyond me The pre-buzz for a certain…
Read Moreby Ifeanyi Dike Jr Editor's Note: Today, we launch the weekly column of writer, content producer and actor, Ifeanyi Dike Jr. This blog, Monkey Business, will come to you every…
Read Moreby Ifeanyi Dike Jr I still cannot decide if this trip was more hustle than holiday. I had only just recovered from the drunken couple when the London riot…
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