Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
200L students and changing social media names to “Dr.” 🤝🤝
You will be calling them Chief without knowing 😐😐
— Flamtob (@TobiFolami) July 24, 2020
You know yourselves
So the conductor can tell me to come down mid-air because he doesn’t have change https://t.co/vOgae58xJb
— Dr PamPam | Omo Iya Ologi (@UnclePamilerin) July 24, 2020
Don’t worry, there would be POS
the boyfriend fit be kepa https://t.co/RdoYcAow5d
— 𝕟𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕕𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕠𝕪*^!🦋 (@pelumi_seyi) July 24, 2020
Which means he cannot save shots. Can Chelsea’s goalkeeper ever repair his reputation like this?
If you take 2 phones, and start a Fela song on one phone, then you con start Joeboy full discography on the other phone, all the songs go finish before Fela start verse one
— Four-eyed Edo boy™ (@Alex_Houseof308) July 24, 2020
Joe boy! Your fans are demanding longer songs
Are you sure snake was not passing on its own and Eve asked, anything for the girls? 😏
— King Monye 👑 (@iamkingmonye) July 24, 2020
Lies! See this person that wants to re-write the bible o
Social studies teachers when they use "merits and demerits" instead of "advantages and disadvantages" pic.twitter.com/y30JbyhJAb
— My tweets are underrated (@Undone_rice) July 24, 2020
Pros and cons, benefits and drawbacks…
MTN, it is your father that is running low on data.
— … (@Sxmto_) July 24, 2020
Ah! It’s not that deep
This is worst than heartbreak and it doesn't happen in the day, it’s around 8 or 9pm pic.twitter.com/3rjbgoErhR
— Billionaire Ambition 🙏🏾 (@Datgreatnigga) July 24, 2020
Especially at a critical time, when you really need the light
Do you want to understand or do you want to pass WAEC? https://t.co/lU6P5V2cdS
— SK ™ (@kvngnaye) July 24, 2020
The “essential” question
Dear 1993 1994 1995 1996 1997 1998 1999.
It's time to move out of your parents house.
— FOREVER DADDY'S GIRL 👨👧 (@slim_nayaa) July 24, 2020
Have you guys heard?
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