Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today:
1.
“Can I help you ma?”
“Yes, I want to use the toilet. I need to pee”
“But this is the computer lab ma”
“I know…do you guys have any Macbook?”
— Four-eyed Edo boy™ (@Alex_Houseof308) April 29, 2020
2.
She saw your message the first time
Then you deleted it and sent another one
Atleast bros have mercy on your self esteem— Mazi Of Lagos? (@AjeboMarlian) April 29, 2020
3.
Once we’re dating, nothing like break up. If you’re tired, just go and sleep, we going continue the next day.
— Tosin????♂️ (@Ohloowatoscene) April 29, 2020
4.
A lady will help her man cook his foodstuffs when in a relationship and then when break up comes she be like..”I gave you food, when you had nothing to eat”
— Unwanted Friend?? (@holardamolar) April 29, 2020
5.
Dear Davido, the iPhone 5c u used in Ekuro video, can you give me please, so I can be able to tweet from iPhone too.
— Your Ex ? (@Harryolah) April 28, 2020
6.
Twitter influencer wey Dey do “5k for 10 people “ you still wanna drag Eniola badmus too??? who knows what goes around in your dm with ur so called sponsors too. Hypocrites everywhere?
— Osama? (@osirmah) April 29, 2020
7.
At least Brymo is small in stature, and you can drag him,
My brothers and sisters. How do you people want to Drag Eniola Badmus?
— Somto. ?? (@SomtoSocial) April 29, 2020
